how old am i

a man decides to have a face lift for his birthday.he spends #5000 and really feels gud about the result.on his way home,he stops at a newstand and buys a  newspaper.

Before leaving,he says to the sales clerk,''i hope you dont mind me asking but how old did u think i am?''.
'about 35',was the reply.
'i'm actually 47',the man says,feeling really happy
after that,he went into McDonalds for lunch and asked the clerk the same question.
The reply is oh u luk lyk 39.later,while standing at a bus stop,he asks an old woman the same question.she replies,'am 85 years old,and myeyesight is going.but when i was young,there was a sure way of telling a man's age.if i put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 mins.i will b able to tell u ur exact age.
As there were no one arround ,the man allowed her.10 mins later the woman said' you are 4v years old .the man was stunned
ask her how she knew.
She said .......
'i was behind you at McDonalds'.

Posted: at 9-05-2012 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

dis 1 don teey

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Posted: at 9-05-2012 05:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

thanks lol

Posted: at 9-05-2012 06:05 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie

 

Posted: at 10-05-2012 12:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

Zarzie abeg go get ur form from mukah, zeigbo,jossy, missy or even wakawaka though he may not b around cos he 2 de waka

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Posted: at 13-05-2012 07:28 AM (12 years ago) | Hero

U see werin I de talk... Always on d road or bush wakaring

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Posted: at 13-05-2012 12:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

well i just dey waka dey laff dey go

Posted: at 13-05-2012 01:07 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac