Smart Girl

Date: 16-05-2012 9:48 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Jossy Donald
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- at 16-05-2012 09:48 PM (11 years ago)
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A 4th grade class teacher was teaching in a class about the twelve apostles when Suddenly a young gal cut in wit a question.....

Girl: What kind of motor vehicles were used in the Bible by the Apostles...............The teacher was so annoyed but managed to control her self....then she replied the gal.........there was no vehicle then.., so the apostles did not use any....,the gal insisted that the apostles used a vehicle unless the teacher did not knw it.........So the teacher now said ok.., can u tell us
Girl: Honda
Teacher: why wuld u say dat and hw did u knw
Girl: Because the apostles were all in one Accord.....which is Honda Accord

The next day the teacher asked the class who was the most flagrant lawbreaker in history?
The same gal raised hand up
Teacher: tell us
Girl: Moses
Teacher: shocked asked how do u mean?
Girl:He broke all the 10 commandments at once.

Posted: at 16-05-2012 09:48 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
- kaycee22 at 16-05-2012 10:28 PM (11 years ago)
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Ogbono
Posted: at 16-05-2012 10:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 17-05-2012 12:01 AM (11 years ago)
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Hahahahahahaha first time wey don post beter joke for here
Posted: at 17-05-2012 12:01 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Joxcel at 17-05-2012 08:20 AM (11 years ago)
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Lol...c inteligent student e
Posted: at 17-05-2012 08:20 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- pheobe4r at 17-05-2012 10:57 AM (11 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 17-05-2012 10:57 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- kaycee22 at 17-05-2012 10:09 PM (11 years ago)
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ogbono
Posted: at 17-05-2012 10:09 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 17-05-2012 10:15 PM (11 years ago)
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Bongo Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 17-05-2012 10:15 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 18-05-2012 07:31 PM (11 years ago)
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una weldone
Posted: at 18-05-2012 07:31 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 19-05-2012 12:59 AM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 19-05-2012 12:59 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- BournIdentity at 19-05-2012 12:39 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 19-05-2012 12:39 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- youngrashy at 19-05-2012 02:37 PM (11 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 19-05-2012 02:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ANELEEVEREST at 19-05-2012 02:48 PM (11 years ago)
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JUST WALKING
Posted: at 19-05-2012 02:48 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nedubrasil at 19-05-2012 03:17 PM (11 years ago)
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i love that.
Posted: at 19-05-2012 03:17 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- ANELEEVEREST at 19-05-2012 03:26 PM (11 years ago)
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PB4 SHA
Posted: at 19-05-2012 03:26 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 19-05-2012 04:51 PM (11 years ago)
 Undecided
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- at 19-05-2012 04:51 PM (11 years ago)
boo
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- lakesy09 at 19-05-2012 04:54 PM (11 years ago)
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luv it
Posted: at 19-05-2012 04:54 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- franel at 21-05-2012 04:00 AM (11 years ago)
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lol, right on point even if It's ....................
Posted: at 21-05-2012 04:00 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- at 21-05-2012 12:21 PM (11 years ago)
 Undecided boo
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- BournIdentity at 21-05-2012 12:35 PM (11 years ago)
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4 ű ů ü û ú ù
Posted: at 21-05-2012 12:35 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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