![-]( "Idbabe") Idbabe at 18-05-2012 02:15 PM (12 years ago)  (f) Tif tif ppl | Posted: at 18-05-2012 02:15 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "nyben007") nyben007 at 18-05-2012 02:31 PM (12 years ago) (m) may God deliver nigeria | Posted: at 18-05-2012 02:31 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "dizhadah") dizhadah at 18-05-2012 02:44 PM (12 years ago) (f) Thank God its not BH and hope no death this time. | Posted: at 18-05-2012 02:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "proly") proly at 18-05-2012 03:35 PM (12 years ago) (f) wahala deyyyyyyyyyy | Posted: at 18-05-2012 03:35 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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nigeria should buy good cars for transporting of highly inflamable comodities | Posted: at 18-05-2012 04:20 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "malvin2525") malvin2525 at 18-05-2012 04:31 PM (12 years ago) (m)  | Posted: at 18-05-2012 04:31 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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The explosison sounded, KPUM! | Posted: at 18-05-2012 04:42 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "EMMYBOSS") EMMYBOSS at 18-05-2012 04:53 PM (12 years ago) (m) e ya | Posted: at 18-05-2012 04:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "ivygal") ivygal at 18-05-2012 04:56 PM (12 years ago) (f) Thnk God 4 everytin | Posted: at 18-05-2012 04:56 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "engrtope") engrtope at 18-05-2012 05:03 PM (12 years ago) (m) I been think say Na boko somthing  So you dey happy to hear say boko haram bomb ppl,banza akuya | Posted: at 18-05-2012 05:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "demugun") demugun at 18-05-2012 05:09 PM (12 years ago) (m) It's a pity. | Posted: at 18-05-2012 05:09 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Adikpe") Adikpe at 18-05-2012 05:41 PM (12 years ago) (m) When I saw the headline, I though it is boko monsters at it again. Thank God it wasn't them. | Posted: at 18-05-2012 05:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "tippa") tippa at 18-05-2012 05:57 PM (12 years ago) (m) The explosison sounded, KPUM!
U MEAN AM?   | Posted: at 18-05-2012 05:57 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Senegal") Senegal at 18-05-2012 06:57 PM (12 years ago) (m)  | Posted: at 18-05-2012 06:57 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "denmal") denmal at 18-05-2012 07:17 PM (12 years ago) (m) ok na | Posted: at 18-05-2012 07:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "aliaaz") aliaaz at 18-05-2012 08:47 PM (12 years ago) (m) k
They closed the door but that ain't stop me from coming in ;) | Posted: at 18-05-2012 08:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "basati") basati at 18-05-2012 09:09 PM (12 years ago) (m) E GO BETTER. | Posted: at 18-05-2012 09:09 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "popdes") popdes at 19-05-2012 02:19 AM (12 years ago) (m) hope no be boko h? | Posted: at 19-05-2012 02:19 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "solution50") solution50 at 19-05-2012 02:55 AM (12 years ago) (m) I wonder how FRSC will always be after private cars only, many bad trucks moving on Nigeria roads are not their concern, some of their tyres are worn out, some don't even have any signal light at all. Yet they allow them on the road. This is the result of one of them.
true talk | Posted: at 19-05-2012 02:55 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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Hello pretty damsel,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined d movin pple (ndi na aga'aga), d happening guys. I am Aguiyi international, importa & exporta.I own plenty of shop in main market. As u are looking at me, nne a'dim very solid.
Aguiyi is one of d biggest importer in main market. My containers come in 20s and 40s weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my trainin. Wat u are lookn at dat I am wearn is hand made jewelry crafted to u. Aguiyi is ur man once u understand me, u'r very important 2 me.
Aguiyi is a big boy, I am a mover I am a shaker.I am rich and by d special grace of God I own d biggest & powerful boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it which I can call her wit one phone call and I can fire her & I will mak u d CEO, president, CEO of d conglomerate.
All d streets in china are right here in my head. All d Nigerian boys dat load market in china are under me. As I am speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me Eze ndi'igbo of China and by the special grace of God, you will be Lolo ndi'igbo of china.
Nnem u look like egg yolk & 4 dat, I will kill any ochicha (cockroach) for u.
Nnem, ego na'esi isi na arum (money is smelling on my body). I dash oyibo money. D person writing to u is Aguiyi international.
Ugo'm, you are better dan Shakira, u are better dan Beyonce. Michael Jackson is a small boy to me. I send money on errands.
I am doing well, adim ok!. Is not my fault. Being big boy, is that my fault? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me. Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha.
I will repackage u nnem and present u to d world, pretty damsel. Nnem oo, you see, I deal with pounds and dollars so I pay in d naira equivalent of my grammar. Oyoyo'm, Egovin nwa, my yori yori, ashanti'm, nwa akworo aka muo. Igbu go'm (u hv killed me). Infact baby, take me.
Yours faithfully, Aguiyi. (ROTFL). | Posted: at 19-05-2012 06:17 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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