There were 3 men that were starving in the middle of a desert. They had Been wandering for 3 days without food and water, and were getting desperate. Finally, they come up to a house. The first man walks up to it and knocks on the door. Out comes this absolutely horrendous fat old ugly woman. He asks the woman for some water and she replies: "I'll give you all of the water you want but first you must have sex with me". The man immediately denies and walks back out to his friends. They ask him what happened and he told them. So, the second man says "I don't care how ugly she is, I will phyuk her no matter what". He went up to the door, saw the woman and immediately ran back to his friends. He said: " I'm sorry but that woman is just too hideous. This leaves just the third man. Knowing he either has to screw this woman or die, he goes to the woman and reluctantly agrees to her deal. As he walks in, he notices that she is blind. So when she lays on a table, he sees 3 corn cobs and grabs one of them. He screws the woman with the first corn cob until she orgasms, and throws it out the window. As he is about to leave, she says: "if u can screw me again, u can take all the food you want". He takes the 2nd corn cob and satisfies her again, and throws it out the window. As he is about to leave again, she says: "if you can do that 1 more time I will give you the keys to my jeep. He takes the last corn cob and satisfies her yet again. When he is finished he throws the cob out the window. The woman sticks to her end of the deal and allows him to take all the food he can carry. As he walks out he sees his friends coming from behind the house. When they see him they say: "hope you had a good time because we just ate some of the greatest buttered corn we've ever had!!
don't try me o!
Posted: at 26-05-2012 05:39 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
chummyli at 26-05-2012 06:57 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Lolz cool
Chummyli d Great... May ur days be elongated for Naijapalling...
Posted: at 26-05-2012 06:57 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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