Story, Story...Storeee. Once upon a time there lived an old king who had a very burrrriful daughter. When she became ripe, the king challenged all the men in the kingdom in order to find the best husband for his daughter. The challenge consisted of 3 things #1: The man must swim through the deepest ocean #2 the man must climb the highest mountain and #3 the man must spend the night alone with 3 she goats. Because the challenge was so difficult many of the men automatically forgot the princess's fineness (and $$$) and ran off raining curses "Abeg which kin fine? She be Beyonce?" By the end of the day there remained 3 men. Man #1 Swam through the deepest ocean but unfortunately the sharks had fresh bobo-kebab for lunch. FAILED MISSION. Man#2 Swam the deepest ocean: SUCCESS. Then climbed the highest mountain: SUCCESS, but vexed small about spending the night with 3 she goats "Wondaz shall neva end, a whole me, fine boi lookin segzy, swim fo water, climb fo mountain, then sleep wit not 1, not 2, but 3 she goats and contract triple goat yansh STD?" He snapped his fingers ova his head and told the king and his burrrriful daughter to collect 5,000 wakaz and walked away. Man #3 Swam the deepest ocean: SUCcESS, climbed the highest mountain: SUCCESS, and spent the night alone with the 3 she goats. The king was amazed, but had his guards check the man thoroughly for any charms he might have used to do ojoro (cheat) and told him to do it again. Man#3 completed all tasks again, no shakn', no dulln', no yawa. THE KING WAS EXCITED, "Yes, yes, I have finally found a man worthy to inherit all of my wealth and have my daughter's hand in marriage" Right when the king was about to give his daughter away, Man #3 licked his lips and said, "Smh, Abeg your Highness, forget your daughter, how much for those 3 tantalizing she goats!"
Posted: at 30-05-2012 11:25 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
BournIdentity at 30-05-2012 01:07 PM (12 years ago) (m)
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Posted: at 30-05-2012 01:07 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
my own na smh 4 laughter. u get luck say i b don c u b4. i for wash u small b4 i comment 4 dis joke wey 1 b like African Magic. u try i hope say no b dat kain beauty wey u get
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Posted: at 30-05-2012 02:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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