Alcohol Experiment

Date: 21-03-2009 5:17 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 21-03-2009 05:17 PM (16 years ago)
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A man wanted to prove to a group of alcoholics the effect of alcohol in human body system. He brought two jars; one containing water and the other containing alcohol, along with a very healthy worm. He said to the audience:

"This jar contain water"
He dropped the worm in the jar and said, "Please watch the reaction". The worm swam to the side of the jar and up it floats dangling and swimming.

The man took the worm out of the first jar and put it in the second jar containing alcohol and said to the audience " now watch the reaction" The worm went right down into the water and struggled for survival. There and then every body saw the worm shrinking and dis-integrating, and in one word, died.

The man turned round an asked the audience " what would you all say to this".

After a long silence, someone from the rear stood up and said
" I can see that if I drink alcohol, there will be no more worn in my body".

Posted: at 21-03-2009 05:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Emmanuel4christ at 22-03-2009 01:45 AM (16 years ago)
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lol..silly jokker no wonder u they high always..i can see now..Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2009 01:45 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 22-03-2009 04:53 PM (16 years ago)
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old joke
Posted: at 22-03-2009 04:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 22-03-2009 08:13 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 22-03-2009 04:53 PM
old joke

hmmmm na wa oh
Posted: at 22-03-2009 08:13 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mushabc at 22-03-2009 09:28 PM (16 years ago)
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not funny at all,,,,sn it b4
Posted: at 22-03-2009 09:28 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Gwhy at 22-03-2009 10:55 PM (16 years ago)
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Sin 4 where na?@ mushabc
Posted: at 22-03-2009 10:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 23-03-2009 02:11 AM (16 years ago)
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u need urgent medication @gy
Posted: at 23-03-2009 02:11 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- downlowguy at 23-03-2009 01:44 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: stripod102 on 23-03-2009 02:11 AM
u need urgent medication @gy
what kind of medication..or management classes...or better still get sobber if u are a drunkard.
Posted: at 23-03-2009 01:44 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- stripod102 at 23-03-2009 03:49 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: downlowguy on 23-03-2009 01:44 PM
Quote from: stripod102 on 23-03-2009 02:11 AM
u need urgent medication @gy
what kind of medication..or management classes...or better still get sobber if u are a drunkard.

hmm..
Posted: at 23-03-2009 03:49 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmymth at 23-03-2009 05:28 PM (16 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 23-03-2009 05:58 PM (16 years ago)
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so na alcohol oyinbo dey take do worm medicine, now i know Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-03-2009 05:58 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 24-03-2009 10:47 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 23-03-2009 05:28 PM
nice one

Thanks... I guesss pple are just different. Lips Sealed
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:47 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 24-03-2009 05:16 PM (16 years ago)
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old school
Posted: at 24-03-2009 05:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 24-03-2009 10:08 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 23-03-2009 05:28 PM
nice one
Emmy, make i no talk! @silly i need to kill all the worm wey dey my belle oh!
Posted: at 24-03-2009 10:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 24-03-2009 11:14 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 24-03-2009 10:08 PM
Quote from: emmymth on 23-03-2009 05:28 PM
nice one
Emmy, make i no talk! @silly i need to kill all the worm wey dey my belle oh!

lol..go take petrol now!!!!...Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 24-03-2009 11:44 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 24-03-2009 11:14 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 24-03-2009 10:08 PM
Quote from: emmymth on 23-03-2009 05:28 PM
nice one
Emmy, make i no talk! @silly i need to kill all the worm wey dey my belle oh!

lol..go take petrol now!!!!...Grin
na so u go talk emma, see ur mouth like ehn ehn!!!!! wetin ur mouth luk like sef?
Posted: at 24-03-2009 11:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 25-03-2009 01:40 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: degreatest2 on 24-03-2009 11:44 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 24-03-2009 11:14 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 24-03-2009 10:08 PM
Quote from: emmymth on 23-03-2009 05:28 PM
nice one
Emmy, make i no talk! @silly i need to kill all the worm wey dey my belle oh!

lol..go take petrol now!!!!...Grin
na so u go talk emma, see ur mouth like ehn ehn!!!!! wetin ur mouth luk like sef?

like handsome man mouth...Grin
Posted: at 25-03-2009 01:40 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 25-03-2009 10:07 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 25-03-2009 01:40 AM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 24-03-2009 11:44 PM
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 24-03-2009 11:14 PM
Quote from: degreatest2 on 24-03-2009 10:08 PM
Quote from: emmymth on 23-03-2009 05:28 PM
nice one
Emmy, make i no talk! @silly i need to kill all the worm wey dey my belle oh!

lol..go take petrol now!!!!...Grin
na so u go talk emma, see ur mouth like ehn ehn!!!!! wetin ur mouth luk like sef?
o pari..... Grin Grin Grin

like handsome man mouth...Grin
Posted: at 25-03-2009 10:07 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 25-03-2009 10:49 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 24-03-2009 05:16 PM
old school

New school!
Posted: at 25-03-2009 10:49 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- skarfies at 26-03-2009 03:57 PM (16 years ago)
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@PEACE WTH SELF.....////
Posted: at 26-03-2009 03:57 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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