When you were little.

tell us anything stories when you were lil .

When i was little i used to pee in a standing position. 
 Feeling like i'm a dude.

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Posted: at 25-07-2012 03:45 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

I bin dey very brilliant, but now pinging no gree me see road.   

Posted: at 25-07-2012 04:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

No na chinco pinging, na dat one fast past

Posted: at 25-07-2012 05:02 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

When i was little i used to boss around to all my class mates
when i was little i used to take all my class mate cookies and ate dem all 
when i was little i remember i tear my moms blouse cos i wanted daddy   
when i was little i always hide my grandma slippers 
When i was little i always told my parents i wud born black baby and when they wud xplain its

not possible i cry non stop 

Posted: at 25-07-2012 06:58 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

  Esp the last one....this woman u too much o...

Posted: at 25-07-2012 07:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

I used to curse my family out whenever they cook pepper soup. Never like it back then
I used to tight the grass so that people will fall if they pass by
I used to steal Bournvita and powder milk.
I used to drink watering peak milk and pour water inside
I used to put too much salt inside mom's soup if she beat me
I used to drink Ogogoro/fresh palm wine and never get drunk
I used to sniff those thing that our parents use to sniff into their nose. And also rob it on my teeth.
I used to talk to my elders as if am older than all of them. I used to bhave like an old woman.
I used to steal my siblings makeup.
I used to wear my mom's bra on my dress.
I was so brilliant so I always take first place in primary sch. So if am sharing ans with friends, I make sure they fail at least 4 questions

Posted: at 25-07-2012 07:32 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

  Seriously some of those things actually come into realities ooo.... Oh...I can't stop laughing 

Posted: at 25-07-2012 08:04 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

  pls don't vex for me na.... I just like it. that's all

Posted: at 25-07-2012 08:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 25-07-2012 10:53 PM (12 years ago) | Hero

when i was little i used to suck my mum's Bosom ...now what? @poster 

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Posted: at 26-07-2012 12:00 AM (12 years ago) | Hero