Lol Twins

Date: 25-08-2012 12:07 am (11 years ago) | Author: rashy jones
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- at 25-08-2012 12:07 AM (11 years ago)
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Two guys drinking at a bar.
Guy 1: Do you know my father is a
doctor?.
Guy 2: wow! My father is a doctor
too.
Guy 1: kamau is my last name.
Guy 2[excited]: wow! My
surname is also kamau.
Guy 1: I'm 19 years old
Guy 2: what?. Chineke mei!
[laughing], i'm 19
years old too o.
Guy 1: Don't tell me that you were
born on the 13th of march and
went to FTSS.
Guy 2: yes! I was born on the
13th of march. tell me i'm
dreaming because I also
went to FTSS.
[They both cried and hugged
each other]
A man sitting next to them ask the
Bartender; what's
wrong with these two guys?.
The Bartender replied; They're Dr.
Kamau's
twins and they are very
drunk.

Posted: at 25-08-2012 12:07 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 25-08-2012 08:02 AM (11 years ago)
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Posted before Sad
Posted: at 25-08-2012 08:02 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 25-08-2012 10:10 AM (11 years ago)
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I tire for all dese new beans
Posted: at 25-08-2012 10:10 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- omeizad1st at 26-08-2012 08:43 AM (11 years ago)
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Like drunken masters,drunken twins can be funny too Grin
Posted: at 26-08-2012 08:43 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- globala at 26-08-2012 10:39 PM (11 years ago)
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please poster show me where to urinate!
Posted: at 26-08-2012 10:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 27-08-2012 08:49 AM (11 years ago)
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Cheesy
Posted: at 27-08-2012 08:49 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 27-08-2012 09:25 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 27-08-2012 08:49 AM
Cheesy
globala u no see yeye mouth wey zeigbo open 4 u piss 4 dia na  Roll Eyes
Posted: at 27-08-2012 09:25 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- princyboy at 7-09-2012 07:46 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 25-08-2012 10:10 AM
I tire for all dese new beans
Posted: at 7-09-2012 07:46 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 8-09-2012 12:32 AM (11 years ago)
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Undecided
Posted: at 8-09-2012 12:32 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kethey at 8-09-2012 12:28 PM (11 years ago)
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Make i piss 1st b4 i ans u @poster Lips Sealed
Posted: at 8-09-2012 12:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 8-09-2012 03:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 8-09-2012 03:25 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 8-09-2012 04:39 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 26-08-2012 10:39 PM
please poster show me where to urinate!
Dem say make u piss for zeigbo mouth. I agree  Cheesy
Posted: at 8-09-2012 04:39 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ak33m at 8-09-2012 04:50 PM (11 years ago)
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can't bliv I was hia
Posted: at 8-09-2012 04:50 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 9-09-2012 09:31 PM (11 years ago)
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Me too
Posted: at 9-09-2012 09:31 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 10-09-2012 08:18 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 10-09-2012 08:18 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 10-09-2012 01:15 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 10-09-2012 08:18 AM
Grin
close that mouff b4 i hammer dat brown teeth 4 u  Roll Eyes Angry
Posted: at 10-09-2012 01:15 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 11-09-2012 10:45 PM (11 years ago)
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Abeg do am fast b4 she close am
Posted: at 11-09-2012 10:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-09-2012 03:22 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on  8-09-2012 04:39 PM
Dem say make u piss for zeigbo mouth. I agree  Cheesy
Sad Sad I go soon tear u better slap
Posted: at 12-09-2012 03:22 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- tacha at 13-09-2012 04:36 AM (11 years ago)
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poster if u no get wetin u go say just kip quiet abeg dis place no dey 4 mumu
Posted: at 13-09-2012 04:36 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 13-09-2012 04:55 AM (11 years ago)
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Huh
Posted: at 13-09-2012 04:55 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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