noorseman at 3-09-2012 09:52 PM (11 years ago) (m)
This another joke from this failed state called Nigeria..common food poisoning..the first lady is running to Germany..what about the other nigerian citizens who cant go to Germany,where do they go when they have food poisoning?..this is why they will never repair a single hospital in Nigeria or bring it up to standard because our leaders dont go to there,they go abroad when they get sick..
Posted: at 3-09-2012 09:52 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
Get a life mr man and close ur mouth,i can only sense hatred and ill feeling from this trash you wrote here as comment.She has went ttttto dumb billions of Dollars in Germany,do you have any proof of what you are saying? Get me source of all these trash you are saying?
thank u mr proof. So u need proof to see the looting going on in Nigeria. Ur the one saying trash so better shut up ur mouth ok.
Posted: at 3-09-2012 10:51 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
I got a wakeup call and I consulted a highly trained Western doctor about my high appetite for free food and fear of food poisoning. He directed me to a good Babalawo because I could not pay his fees given the fact that I am jobless. Below is what transpired between me and the Babalawo in broken English. For intends and purposes he referred to me as patient obviously I am his patient.
Balawo – my pickin yu dey eat plenty food every day? Patient – yes sir Babalawo – yu sey yu no get job where yu get money to eat food? Patient – Baba I get free food everyday Babalowo – yu get free money also Patient – yes o o Baba but na allowance Balawo – how yu dey spend yur money Patient – I give everytin for my wife] Balawo = yur iyawo no dey work Patient – Baba e no dey work…. papa make una help me Babalowo – A go treat yu for noting na wetin me go chop? Patient – the next time a get free money a go come for una Babalawo – make una listen to this song every day by Fela them call am “chop and quench” and u no go eat a lot no more. Then yu go get small apeteshi or ogogoro when yu no feel good to white wash then make una dey eat egusi, efo, oporoko, amala, shaki, ponmo, then drink emu (wine) to refresh no drink Oyinbo wine. Emu e better pass Oyinbo shampain self (Champaign). Make u stop Oyinbo food too much kemist (chemicals) e no good for body. Why u dey go to Oyinbo for small small tin all di time
Patient – papa mi iyawo no like to go to cooker. Babalawo – na una wahala bi dat..na free food make una no well..my pickin “awoof no get bone e dey choke people o” Patient – a don hia. Babalawo – a neva finis… hia mi well…… well …. yu shake yur body up-down up-down when yu hear Fela … e gud for body (exercise) every day … one tin make ….una no steal from di people wey de give yu free moni. A bi yu de thief? Yu hia me so? Patient – a no dey thief…una do well.. eshe, onduma, nagode, merci, adupe. .
“Every Beginning Has an End”
Posted: at 3-09-2012 11:57 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
dlimelite at 4-09-2012 12:47 AM (11 years ago) (f)
Quote from: papadip on 3-09-2012 11:57 PM
“Wakie N Quench ”
Local Medication
I got a wakeup call and I consulted a highly trained Western doctor about my high appetite for free food and fear of food poisoning. He directed me to a good Babalawo because I could not pay his fees given the fact that I am jobless. Below is what transpired between me and the Babalawo in broken English. For intends and purposes he referred to me as patient obviously I am his patient.
Balawo – my pickin yu dey eat plenty food every day? Patient – yes sir Babalawo – yu sey yu no get job where yu get money to eat food? Patient – Baba I get free food everyday Babalowo – yu get free money also Patient – yes o o Baba but na allowance Balawo – how yu dey spend yur money Patient – I give everytin for my wife] Balawo = yur iyawo no dey work Patient – Baba e no dey work…. papa make una help me Babalowo – A go treat yu for noting na wetin me go chop? Patient – the next time a get free money a go come for una Babalawo – make una listen to this song every day by Fela them call am “chop and quench” and u no go eat a lot no more. Then yu go get small apeteshi or ogogoro when yu no feel good to white wash then make una dey eat egusi, efo, oporoko, amala, shaki, ponmo, then drink emu (wine) to refresh no drink Oyinbo wine. Emu e better pass Oyinbo shampain self (Champaign). Make u stop Oyinbo food too much kemist (chemicals) e no good for body. Why u dey go to Oyinbo for small small tin all di time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L4SCKYVFnQ# Patient – papa mi iyawo no like to go to cooker. Babalawo – na una wahala bi dat..na free food make una no well..my pickin “awoof no get bone e dey choke people o” Patient – a don hia. Babalawo – a neva finis… hia mi well…… well …. yu shake yur body up-down up-down when yu hear Fela … e gud for body (exercise) every day … one tin make ….una no steal from di people wey de give yu free moni. A bi yu de thief? Yu hia me so? Patient – a no dey thief…una do well.. eshe, onduma, nagode, merci, adupe. .
“Every Beginning Has an End”
you funny sha
Posted: at 4-09-2012 12:47 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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