The Pilot and The Madman

Date: 02-11-2012 9:42 pm (12 years ago) | Author: jimoh soliu
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Pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa.
The madmen were making noise.
So one of them entered the Pilot's cabin;
MADMAN: Teach me how to fly a plane!

PILOT: I would, but under one condition.

MADMAN: What?

PILOT: If you can get your colleagues to keep quiet.
(5 minitues later, the plane was very quiet!

PILOT: Wow!! How did you get them to keep quiet?

MADMAN: I opened the door and ask them to go and play outside!!!

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