mummy ballons

Date: 10-11-2012 3:40 pm (12 years ago) | Author: angel sharon
- at 10-11-2012 03:40 PM (12 years ago)
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Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy's' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

Posted: at 10-11-2012 03:40 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- DaCutest at 10-11-2012 03:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Y u dey post little johnny, na akpors dey reign jor. Mtcheww
Posted: at 10-11-2012 03:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 10-11-2012 05:16 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 10-11-2012 05:16 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- youngboss11 at 10-11-2012 06:20 PM (12 years ago)
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9ce 1
Posted: at 10-11-2012 06:20 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ExpertTbright at 10-11-2012 07:04 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 10-11-2012 07:04 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 10-11-2012 10:29 PM (12 years ago)
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Y
Posted: at 10-11-2012 10:29 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-11-2012 11:39 AM (12 years ago)
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Joke don finish
Posted: at 11-11-2012 11:39 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 11-11-2012 02:56 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 11-11-2012 02:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 12-11-2012 05:54 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 11-11-2012 11:39 AM
Joke don finish

Maybe
Posted: at 12-11-2012 05:54 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-11-2012 10:24 AM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 12-11-2012 10:24 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Rihannaaa at 13-11-2012 12:40 AM (12 years ago)
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very funny  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-11-2012 12:40 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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