***NAIJA POLICE ( UpGRADeD )***

Omo, Police don upgrade oh, dis na d call centre numbers 112... There was a robbery in my neighbour house and i called them... Next ting i heard was welcome to Nigeria police emergency centre. For English press 1. For Igbo press 2. For Hausa press 3. For Yoruba press 4. Then i press 1, then another voice came up.,.. For car acident press 1. For Armed robbery press 2. For Boko haram please hang up...
Then i press 2, anoda voice came up if they're with knives press 1, with Ak47 press 2, with pistol press 3, with machine gun press 4, with Bomb press 5. With All of the above press 6...
Then i checked and saw they were with all of them i press 6...
Another voice came up saying..... Hmmmmm my broda, if ur brother dey police force u go gree make im come ?    TRY IT & SEE 4 UR SELF.

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Posted: at 26-11-2012 02:25 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 26-11-2012 02:37 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Posted: at 26-11-2012 02:41 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

Aahhaahh

Posted: at 26-11-2012 02:49 PM (12 years ago) | Grande Master

  nice 1

Posted: at 26-11-2012 03:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Dat 1 na upgraded NPF! Lolzzz!

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Posted: at 26-11-2012 03:27 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

newrumour, u try wella, take biscuit, make u take hold ur empty stomach

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Posted: at 26-11-2012 04:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

if the guy no apreciate u nw u go dey go .....

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Posted: at 26-11-2012 05:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 26-11-2012 05:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 26-11-2012 05:53 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero