***NAIJA POLICE ( UpGRADeD )***

Date: 26-11-2012 2:15 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Eden phillip
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- at 26-11-2012 02:15 PM (11 years ago)
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Omo, Police don upgrade oh, dis na d call centre numbers 112... There was a robbery in my neighbour house and i called them... Next ting i heard was welcome to Nigeria police emergency centre. For English press 1. For Igbo press 2. For Hausa press 3. For Yoruba press 4. Then i press 1, then another voice came up.,.. For car acident press 1. For Armed robbery press 2. For Boko haram please hang up...
Then i press 2, anoda voice came up if they're with knives press 1, with Ak47 press 2, with pistol press 3, with machine gun press 4, with Bomb press 5. With All of the above press 6...
Then i checked and saw they were with all of them i press 6...
Another voice came up saying..... Hmmmmm my broda, if ur brother dey police force u go gree make im come ?  


***Joke of the month of November***


Posted: at 26-11-2012 02:15 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- NEWRUMOUR at 26-11-2012 02:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Omo, Police don upgrade oh, dis na d call centre numbers 112... There was a robbery in my neighbour house and i called them... Next ting i heard was welcome to Nigeria police emergency centre. For English press 1. For Igbo press 2. For Hausa press 3. For Yoruba press 4. Then i press 1, then another voice came up.,.. For car acident press 1. For Armed robbery press 2. For Boko haram please hang up...
Then i press 2, anoda voice came up if they're with knives press 1, with Ak47 press 2, with pistol press 3, with machine gun press 4, with Bomb press 5. With All of the above press 6...
Then i checked and saw they were with all of them i press 6...
Another voice came up saying..... Hmmmmm my broda, if ur brother dey police force u go gree make im come ?    TRY IT & SEE 4 UR SELF.

Posted: at 26-11-2012 02:25 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Unikly at 26-11-2012 02:36 PM (11 years ago)
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LWKM
Posted: at 26-11-2012 02:36 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jabanz at 26-11-2012 02:37 PM (11 years ago)
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 Angry Angry

Posted: at 26-11-2012 02:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jessymic at 26-11-2012 02:39 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy yeye on the go
Posted: at 26-11-2012 02:39 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dallasp at 26-11-2012 02:41 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 26-11-2012 02:41 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 26-11-2012 02:42 PM (11 years ago)
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U try small. I smile Smiley

Posted: at 26-11-2012 02:42 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajanni at 26-11-2012 02:49 PM (11 years ago)
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Aahhaahh
Posted: at 26-11-2012 02:49 PM (11 years ago) | Grande Master
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- NEWRUMOUR at 26-11-2012 02:54 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 26-11-2012 02:42 PM
U try small. I smile Smiley
dat's y I like u. Muahhhhhhhh  Wink

Posted: at 26-11-2012 02:54 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omomarty at 26-11-2012 03:02 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin nice 1
Posted: at 26-11-2012 03:02 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- winace at 26-11-2012 03:25 PM (11 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 26-11-2012 03:25 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nzewyte at 26-11-2012 03:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Dat 1 na upgraded NPF! Lolzzz!

Posted: at 26-11-2012 03:27 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 26-11-2012 03:42 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin

Posted: at 26-11-2012 03:42 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- globala at 26-11-2012 04:32 PM (11 years ago)
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newrumour, u try wella, take biscuit, make u take hold ur empty stomach

Posted: at 26-11-2012 04:32 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DaCutest at 26-11-2012 04:37 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: NEWRUMOUR on 26-11-2012 02:54 PM
dat's y I like u. Muahhhhhhhh  Wink
Huh? Roll Eyes yeye

Posted: at 26-11-2012 04:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 26-11-2012 05:09 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 26-11-2012 04:37 PM
Huh? Roll Eyes yeye
if the guy no apreciate u nw u go dey go ..... Lips Sealed

Posted: at 26-11-2012 05:09 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 26-11-2012 05:16 PM (11 years ago)
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 ;DThe first time wey newrumour go post better joke  Grin

Posted: at 26-11-2012 05:16 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jabanz at 26-11-2012 05:20 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 26-11-2012 05:16 PM
;DThe first time wey newrumour go post better joke  Grin
Grin

Posted: at 26-11-2012 05:20 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NEWRUMOUR at 26-11-2012 05:28 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 26-11-2012 05:16 PM
;DThe first time wey newrumour go post better joke  Grin
Ok, watch out 4 more wit ya yeye eye   Roll Eyes

Posted: at 26-11-2012 05:28 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 26-11-2012 05:53 PM (11 years ago)
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Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 26-11-2012 05:53 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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