Okwa di mkpa: "Our Manifesto/7points AGENDA" (Page 5)

  Hellow ppl of naija pals! after our convention meeting last 1hr, We decid to bring to u all our Manifesto to let u knw that our party is ready to take the naijapals to promise land. B4 we go on, we like u to knw that we have selected the following pals to be our flag bearers the PPP party....they are:
PRINCEMECH as the party repesentative{Yaradua of PPP}
BLESSEDCHIDON as the deputy {Goodluck Jonathan}
SAMYROKO as Senate President{David Mark} bcus we need some in naija in this position to run things 4us}
                                     OUR SEVEN POINTS AGENDAS AS FOLLOEWS:

1  As we win, we'll make sure we sanitise this site 4rm all the profiles that contains virus to make our site a better place to enjoy [talking abt the naked pictures that will be deleted]

2  We must make sure that anybody coming to Forum must be of age {above 18yrs} if u life write 50yrs we have wht we call "Digital age dictating machine" by our member Digitalman.

3  We will make sure that anyone who sign in to this site must be happy, laugh and learn something new b4   going, then we'll open a new zone where ppl that had a bad day will meet and share themselves up or cry 2geda so that others can not contact the sadness when they post.

4 Goodnews for the pals in China or those coming 4business trip, we will be having naijapals China where we meet and discuss good isues abt the site anualy,only for those who have paper ooo

5 We are making arrangements of meeting with "ndi eke" to allow only pals with PPP membership cards free movement all over China without disturbance.

6 We'll have naijapal Senator Sammy himself in Abj to send our requst and  make sure that  the tax collectors in naija called police will be coming to China anually for real training/course, so that our ppl will have  better place to live.

7 We must have naijapals day celebration in naija anually according to the yearning of the ppl of our site.

Finally like we have alraedy promised, u'll be having original Chinco products {european standards} with one yr guarantee in naija.  Ur vote counts, be happy and cast ur vote, no rigging no pdp..........1luv all pals.
PPP! progress,   PPP!! progress    PPP....Prince d Princemaker of d Pals. 

too bad u can't understand the funny part

ok, just come here, we must make sure that we treat ur 4ck ups,
prince is coming to see u there.

4ck up na, juakwaa ese before u come.