up a case against the upcoming
Christmas Holiday. He hired a
Lawyer to bring a discrimination
case against Christians and
Muslims concerning observation
of their Holy Days. The Argument
was that it was unfair that
Atheists had no such recognised
days. The case was brought
before a Judge called AKPOS. After
listening to the passionate
presentation by the Lawyer,
akpos the Judge banged his gavel
declaring;"Case Dismissed".
The Lawyer quickly stood up,
objecting to the ruling and said;
Your honour, how can you
possibly dismiss this case? The
Christians have Christmas, Easter
and Others. The Muslims have Id-
el-kabir, Id-el-fitri and Others. But
my client and other Atheists have
no such holidays.
Akpos The Judge leaned forward
in his chair and said; Your client
and other Atheists have. Is just
that your client is woefully
ignorant. The Lawyer said; Your
honour, we are unaware of any
special observance or holiday for
Atheists. The Judge said; The
Calendar says April 1st
is April Fools day. Psalm 14 verse
1 says, The fool says in his heart,
there is no God. It is the opinion
of this court that, if your client
says there is no God, then he is a
fool. Therefore, April 1st is his
day.
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