the vicinity of the
reservoir with a bucket with fish in it and the following conversation
started .:.
Warden: Aha! I’ve caught u
stealing fish red-handed!
Akpors: What do u mean by red-
handed?
Warden: You’ve got a bucket full
of fish right here, u can’t
talk your way out of it this time.
Akpors: Oh, you don’t
understand, I’ve not stolen a
thing. These are my pet fish! I
bring them to the reservoir once a
week for exercise. After
they’ve had a good swim, they
come back to the bucket & we
go back home.
Warden: Do you expect me to
believe such a tale?
Akpors: I can prove it! So they
walked back to the reservoir and
Akpors dipped
the bucket in & the fishes swam
away.
They both stood in
silence for 20, 30, 40
minutes…..No sign of the fish
coming back to the bucket.
Warden: Ha, you'r lying !!!
You stole the fish..
Akpors: yeh, and your evidence too bitch!
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