Mad cow disease

Date: 14-05-2009 3:39 pm (15 years ago) | Author: queen zainab
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- at 14-05-2009 03:39 PM (15 years ago)
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A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking the main cause of Mad CowDisease.

Lady reporter:Good morning sir, i am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad cow disease. Can u offer any reason for this disease?

The farmer stared at the reporter and said:Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?

The lady reporter(obviously embarrassed): well, sir, that's a new piece of information; but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Madcow disease?

The farmer: And madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?

The lady reporter: sir, this is really valuable information; but what about getting to the point?

The farmer:(getting closer to the reporter) i am getting to the point, madam.....just imagine, if i was playing with your br**st twice a day and only scr*wing you once a year, wouldnt you get mad?

Posted: at 14-05-2009 03:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- skarfies at 18-05-2009 02:43 AM (15 years ago)
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HAHAHA.NO WONDA..I JUST DEY SEE THE REASON WHY U BE ALL TIME DONATOR OF MAD COW DISEASE 4DIS BLOG...QUINZOO4FARMERZ NAT 4ME....NICE JOKE ANYWAY.././/.
Posted: at 18-05-2009 02:43 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- nickyvil at 18-05-2009 05:45 AM (15 years ago)
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la
Posted: at 18-05-2009 05:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- favourtee at 18-05-2009 08:37 AM (15 years ago)
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cool ..how u all..happy monday
Posted: at 18-05-2009 08:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 18-05-2009 11:24 AM (15 years ago)
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quinzee,na yi dariya so sai.U try 4 dis post
Posted: at 18-05-2009 11:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 18-05-2009 11:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 18-05-2009 11:24 AM
quinzee,na yi dariya so sai.U try 4 dis post
Grin Grin Grin
emmy large....
you don dey form area now oooo...
"na yi dariya so sai" huh? wetin dat one mean?
@quinzee: nne, you try o... at least e show say you sabi animal planning well well expecially malu own... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-05-2009 11:31 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- quinzee4me at 18-05-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago)
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thats exactly y scarfies is getting mad cos his girlfriend plays with his d**k twice a day and gives him the blow job once in a year

mind urself or else?
Posted: at 18-05-2009 02:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 18-05-2009 03:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on 18-05-2009 02:32 PM
thats exactly y scarfies is getting mad cos his girlfriend plays with his d**k twice a day and gives him the blow job once in a year

mind urself or else?
or else what? abi you wan send mad man disease to him ni....
Posted: at 18-05-2009 03:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- emmymth at 18-05-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago)
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nope,she wan play with ur D**k 2ce a day but u can only fix ur tin once a year
Posted: at 18-05-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 18-05-2009 03:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: emmymth on 18-05-2009 03:10 PM
nope,she wan play with ur D**k 2ce a day but u can only fix ur tin once a year
nwanna, she can't.... o di kwanu easy?
Posted: at 18-05-2009 03:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- quinzee4me at 18-05-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago)
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krist dont mind emmy maybe i should do it to emmy lets c his reaction maybe e might go madder than the cow or what do u think krist?
Posted: at 18-05-2009 03:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 18-05-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago)
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Ah,wen man dey dat condition,e no dey fit think wt im brain oh.Na dat stick dey control am then
Posted: at 18-05-2009 03:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- quinzee4me at 18-05-2009 03:35 PM (15 years ago)
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so in essence u think i should do it to u ehn
Posted: at 18-05-2009 03:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 18-05-2009 03:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on 18-05-2009 03:17 PM
krist dont mind emmy maybe i should do it to emmy lets c his reaction maybe e might go madder than the cow or what do u think krist?
nne you can go ahead, but don't bend it ooo...  Grin
Posted: at 18-05-2009 03:36 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- quinzee4me at 18-05-2009 03:49 PM (15 years ago)
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i wont dear i just want to show him how mad it can be wen a man experience something like this
Posted: at 18-05-2009 03:49 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 18-05-2009 03:53 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on 18-05-2009 03:49 PM
i wont dear i just want to show him how mad it can be wen a man experience something like this
okay ooooo...  Grin
@emmy, get ready for an experience you won't forget so easily....
Posted: at 18-05-2009 03:53 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- quinzee4me at 18-05-2009 03:58 PM (15 years ago)
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tel him ohh

so dear how far sorry am really not so frequent here my server in the office is too slow
Posted: at 18-05-2009 03:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 18-05-2009 04:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: quinzee4me on 18-05-2009 03:58 PM
tel him ohh

so dear how far sorry am really not so frequent here my server in the office is too slow
i dey okay, just that i dey miss my sweetheart iphie...
Posted: at 18-05-2009 04:04 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 18-05-2009 04:29 PM (15 years ago)
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ahhhhh! quinzee see life.
Posted: at 18-05-2009 04:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 18-05-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: favourtee on 18-05-2009 04:29 PM
ahhhhh! quinzee see life.
which life?  Huh?
Posted: at 18-05-2009 04:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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