Light d cigarette!

Date: 01-05-2013 4:18 am (10 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
- at 1-05-2013 04:18 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
An elderly man was on a bus in Warri, going
to Lagos, with a beautiful girl sitting close to
him.
A young man wanted to light cigarette in
the bus.
ELDERLY MAN : What is wrong with you
young man?? why would you light a cigarette
in this bus ? Do you want to kill this beautiful
girl here??
YOUNG MAN : Sorry sir. (He put off the light.)
After a long time in the traffic without
movement, the beautiful girl stretched with
her hands in the air and a serious odour
came out from her armpit.
All of a sudden, the elderly man said to the
young man.
ELDERLY MAN : Light the ciga!.
YOUNG MAN : Sir ?.
ELDERLY MAN : Are u deaf ? I say light the
ciga!!!
YOUNG MAN : Ok sir. [He lit the cigarette]
ELDERLY MAN : Blow it to my nose, bloooow it
now!!!.
YOUNG MAN : Ok sir.
ELDERLY MAN : It is better to die this way than
to die that way.

Posted: at 1-05-2013 04:18 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 1-05-2013 07:20 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
not again
Posted: at 1-05-2013 07:20 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 1-05-2013 07:28 AM (10 years ago)
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Hahaha but na pb4
Posted: at 1-05-2013 07:28 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 4-05-2013 03:06 PM (10 years ago)
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Ooh yea
Posted: at 4-05-2013 03:06 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 4-05-2013 03:13 PM (10 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 4-05-2013 03:13 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 9-05-2013 01:36 PM (10 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 9-05-2013 01:36 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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