to Lagos, with a beautiful girl sitting close to
him.
A young man wanted to light cigarette in
the bus.
ELDERLY MAN : What is wrong with you
young man?? why would you light a cigarette
in this bus ? Do you want to kill this beautiful
girl here??
YOUNG MAN : Sorry sir. (He put off the light.)
After a long time in the traffic without
movement, the beautiful girl stretched with
her hands in the air and a serious odour
came out from her armpit.
All of a sudden, the elderly man said to the
young man.
ELDERLY MAN : Light the ciga!.
YOUNG MAN : Sir ?.
ELDERLY MAN : Are u deaf ? I say light the
ciga!!!
YOUNG MAN : Ok sir. [He lit the cigarette]
ELDERLY MAN : Blow it to my nose, bloooow it
now!!!.
YOUNG MAN : Ok sir.
ELDERLY MAN : It is better to die this way than
to die that way.
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