A PATIENT DOG EATS THE FATTEST BONE

Date: 25-05-2013 12:56 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Chizoba Ezeh
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- at 25-05-2013 12:56 PM (11 years ago)
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Life is too short to commit suicide.
Why?..........

Because, In the year 2002 nokia 3310 was N75k with N40k econet sim card. Today its N700 and the sim is free..

In 2003 Samsung c100 was N48k and I must recharge with at least N1500 airtime every two weeks or else my sim will be blocked..
Today its N800 and I don't even need to recharge to retain my sim {customers are needed}...

In 2004 Sendo X with camera and 16mb memory card {one of the cheapest mp3 enabled phone back then} was N39k. Today its free...

In 2006 Sagem my v55 was N30k.
Today its going for N300 (if e still dey market)....

2008 nko? Blackberry bold2 was N135k. Today blackberry has scrapped production of Bold2... So London used na N15k.. U can get 9ja used for N6k... So my friend, if u never dey use Blackberry Z10 or Porch, htc smart phones, android, ipad, iphone, playbook or nokia 808 no just worry. Just wait and see cos before 2015 our children go dey use dem as toys.

Moral:
Just be patient in life,as the patient dog eats the fattest bone.


Posted: at 25-05-2013 12:56 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- franel at 25-05-2013 01:44 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked hehehe, like seriously? haha

Posted: at 25-05-2013 01:44 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- blackijawboi at 26-05-2013 09:06 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 26-05-2013 09:06 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 26-05-2013 09:45 PM (11 years ago)
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na lie...patient dog na hunger go kill am
Why u no use those phones when odas dey use am??....na when dem don commot for market,,when children don dey use am as toys... na den u get take small moni dey find am..........

Moral:
Make haste while the sun shines..,cuz patient dog eats the rotten tiniest bone.

Posted: at 26-05-2013 09:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 27-05-2013 09:09 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 26-05-2013 09:45 PM
na lie...patient dog na hunger go kill am
Why u no use those phones when odas dey use am??....na when dem don commot for market,,when children don dey use am as toys... na den u get take small moni dey find am..........

Moral:
Make haste while the sun shines..,cuz patient dog eats the rotten tiniest bone.

hahahaha supported

Posted: at 27-05-2013 09:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 27-05-2013 11:59 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 27-05-2013 09:09 PM
hahahaha supported

hehe...D ministry is moving

Posted: at 27-05-2013 11:59 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 28-05-2013 12:08 AM (11 years ago)
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Chummyli thank you for supporting my ministry......I promise to alwayz support u in kind

Posted: at 28-05-2013 12:08 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 28-05-2013 02:14 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 28-05-2013 12:08 AM
Chummyli thank you for supporting my ministry......I promise to alwayz support u in kind

huh? I dnt need ur support Roll Eyes

Posted: at 28-05-2013 02:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 28-05-2013 05:59 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 28-05-2013 02:14 PM
huh? I dnt need ur support Roll Eyes

I knw u must need am Wink....if not today den u go nid am tomorrow

Posted: at 28-05-2013 05:59 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 28-05-2013 10:05 PM (11 years ago)
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Come this boi i find this ministry i no see am, i go hold u responsible, i see say u dey use all the offering money
dey dash girls, come hia dey decieve them say this ministry dey grow

Posted: at 28-05-2013 10:05 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 28-05-2013 11:13 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 28-05-2013 05:59 PM
I knw u must need am Wink....if not today den u go nid am tomorrow
tell am  Wink

Posted: at 28-05-2013 11:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 29-05-2013 06:26 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: globala on 28-05-2013 10:05 PM
Come this boi i find this ministry i no see am, i go hold u responsible, i see say u dey use all the offering money
dey dash girls, come hia dey decieve them say this ministry dey grow

young man......dis ministry no be incorporated....na me single handedly fund and raise am.....so poke nosier take ur time

Posted: at 29-05-2013 06:26 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 29-05-2013 03:33 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes

Posted: at 29-05-2013 03:33 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- francischi at 29-05-2013 03:52 PM (11 years ago)
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poster u get patient e dey show for ur body

Posted: at 29-05-2013 03:52 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 29-05-2013 05:19 PM (11 years ago)
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lol! na wa o.
So many tinz involved

Posted: at 29-05-2013 05:19 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 29-05-2013 06:59 PM (11 years ago)
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So u are involve

Posted: at 29-05-2013 06:59 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 29-05-2013 11:51 PM (11 years ago)
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Like?

Posted: at 29-05-2013 11:51 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- nobleladyG at 4-06-2013 01:38 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: francischi on 29-05-2013 03:52 PM
poster u get patient e dey show for ur body
U r seeing well

Posted: at 4-06-2013 01:38 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 5-06-2013 08:36 AM (11 years ago)
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I jump n pass

Posted: at 5-06-2013 08:36 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 6-06-2013 10:23 PM (11 years ago)
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coffee!

Posted: at 6-06-2013 10:23 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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