A unclad man in Chicago cracked a cars windshield using nothing but the power of his unclad butt. The incident went down last week near the North Coast Music Festival at Union Park. Driver Tom Carideo was on his way to pick up his children when the man came running around a corner.
Carideo tells UPI: “This guy was literally running in circles unclad as the day he was born,” Carideo said. “Then he looks at my car and goes into a full-out sprint and jumps, landing ass first on the right side of my windshield and shatters it.”
Carideo called 911 and grabbed a hockey stick from his car in case the man attacked. The 911 call reveals that the man was “bleeding from the buttocks.” Acting as a good citizen Carideo followed the drunken unclad man.
Eventually the unclad windshield attack began dancing in the middle of an intersection. After his quick and very public unclad dance the man began drinking water from a puddle located in the street.
When police arrived they had to use a stun gun to subdue the man and take him into custody. The unclad man was identified as Sam Schauer, 22, of Auburndale, Massachusetts.
The young man has been charged with a laundry list of charges that include reckless damage to property, resisting/obstructing police, reckless conduct, aggravated assault and public indecency.
Police believe the unclad man was under the influence of a hallucinogenic during the unclad butt attack.
Read more: The Inquisitir News
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