Toinsauller at 21-07-2009 06:05 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Three guys went to an orchard to steal fruits. Unfortunately for them, they were caught. D angry owner told them to go back to d orchard en bring two fruits each of their choice. They did en the first returned with limes. The owner ordered that d lines be inserted in his anus. After d ordeal d second was just arriving with oranges. He saw his partnercrying and asked him why. His friend then told him what had happenend. He calmly presented his oranges and began taughing . After d first orange, he was still laughing till d orchard owner got angry and asked him why he was laughing. He laughed the more and answered, ' when i was leaving the orchard, the last thief was selecting the best pineapples!
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Posted: at 21-07-2009 06:05 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
teeco at 21-07-2009 06:08 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hahaha
Posted: at 21-07-2009 06:08 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply dinho4lyf at 21-07-2009 06:24 PM (15 years ago) (m)
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Thieves given death grace
Posted: at 21-07-2009 06:29 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply KleverC at 21-07-2009 07:50 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hehehehe
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up
Posted: at 21-07-2009 07:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply federico at 21-07-2009 11:52 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hehehe
Posted: at 21-07-2009 11:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply enjoyment at 21-07-2009 11:53 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cool keep it up
'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...
Posted: at 21-07-2009 11:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply McBona at 21-07-2009 11:54 PM (15 years ago) (m)
Lol! & he's there talking about oranges, while sm pineapples r being stolen away
Posted: at 21-07-2009 11:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply enjoyment at 21-07-2009 11:56 PM (15 years ago) (m)
hmmmmmm
'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...
Posted: at 21-07-2009 11:56 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply McBona at 21-07-2009 11:57 PM (15 years ago) (m)
for wetin?
Posted: at 21-07-2009 11:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply enjoyment at 21-07-2009 11:58 PM (15 years ago) (m)
4wat?
'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...
Posted: at 21-07-2009 11:58 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply McBona at 21-07-2009 11:59 PM (15 years ago) (m)
see Ur head! ha ha ha haaaaaa
Posted: at 21-07-2009 11:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply enjoyment at 21-07-2009 11:59 PM (15 years ago) (m)
lol........
pikin
'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...
Posted: at 21-07-2009 11:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply McBona at 22-07-2009 12:00 AM (15 years ago) (m)
who?
Posted: at 22-07-2009 12:00 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply enjoyment at 22-07-2009 12:01 AM (15 years ago) (m)
pikin na
abi na wetin?
'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...
Posted: at 22-07-2009 12:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply McBona at 22-07-2009 12:03 AM (15 years ago) (m)
anyhow! I fine pass that Ur pikin wey U carry for there
Posted: at 22-07-2009 12:03 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply enjoyment at 22-07-2009 12:04 AM (15 years ago) (m)
abi ooooooo,
Jolly na him fine pass 4 NP
'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...
Posted: at 22-07-2009 12:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply McBona at 22-07-2009 01:14 AM (15 years ago) (m)
ha ha haaa!! I dey feel U jare.... nothing do U
Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:14 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply enjoyment at 22-07-2009 01:23 AM (15 years ago) (m)
abi oooooo enjoyment continua jolly is certain
'In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” Martin Luther King Jr ...
Posted: at 22-07-2009 01:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Gbravo at 22-07-2009 11:40 AM (15 years ago) (m)
abi ooooooo,
who be pikin and who be father amongs 2 of una....
Posted: at 22-07-2009 11:40 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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