JOKE:When a Non IT Girl Marries an ITProfessionalHe: (Returning late from work)"GoodEvening Dear, I`

Date: 10-12-2013 11:47 pm (11 years ago) | Author: immortal-jay™
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- at 10-12-2013 11:47 PM (11 years ago)
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JOKE:
When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT
Professional
He: (Returning late from work)"Good
Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."
She: Have you brought the grocery?
He: Bad command or filename.
She: But I told you in the morning!
He: Syntax Error. Abort?
She: What about my new TV?
He: Variable not found...
She: At least, give me your Credit
Card, I want
to do some shopping.
He: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
She: Do you love me or do you only
love computers or are you just being
funny?
He: Too many parameters...
She: It was a great mistake that I
married an idiot like you.
He: Data type mismatch.
She: You are useless.
He: It`s by Default.
She: What about your Salary?
He: File in use ... Try again later.
She: What is my value in the family.
He: Unknown Virus

Posted: at 10-12-2013 11:47 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 11-12-2013 07:39 AM (11 years ago)
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hmm,,poster u kno say u be unknown virus..nice1
Posted: at 11-12-2013 07:39 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- justmak at 11-12-2013 09:20 AM (11 years ago)
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@ jossy na d wife be unknown virus oo no be me
Posted: at 11-12-2013 09:20 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 11-12-2013 11:00 AM (11 years ago)
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what is the "file in use"?
Posted: at 11-12-2013 11:00 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cadanre at 11-12-2013 11:23 AM (11 years ago)
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 Smiley
Posted: at 11-12-2013 11:23 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-12-2013 12:11 PM (11 years ago)
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I think say na joke forum i dey Sad
Posted: at 11-12-2013 12:11 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mary11 at 11-12-2013 02:41 PM (11 years ago)
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*coughing*
Posted: at 11-12-2013 02:41 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 11-12-2013 02:57 PM (11 years ago)
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na computer forum
Posted: at 11-12-2013 02:57 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 11-12-2013 03:56 PM (11 years ago)
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I c
Posted: at 11-12-2013 03:56 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 17-12-2013 02:01 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: mary11 on 11-12-2013 02:41 PM
*coughing*
u get TB?
Posted: at 17-12-2013 02:01 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 17-12-2013 06:57 AM (11 years ago)
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tufiakwa
Posted: at 17-12-2013 06:57 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 17-01-2014 01:30 AM (11 years ago)
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Yeye dey here
Posted: at 17-01-2014 01:30 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 17-01-2014 12:42 PM (11 years ago)
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jeje kiki jojo haha
Posted: at 17-01-2014 12:42 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 17-01-2014 03:06 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-01-2014 03:06 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 17-01-2014 03:10 PM (11 years ago)
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damn forum
Posted: at 17-01-2014 03:10 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 17-01-2014 03:36 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 17-01-2014 03:36 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Aalladinn at 17-01-2014 03:38 PM (11 years ago)
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damn u girl
Posted: at 17-01-2014 03:38 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 17-01-2014 03:43 PM (11 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 17-01-2014 03:43 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Aalladinn at 17-01-2014 04:00 PM (11 years ago)
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damn ur face
Posted: at 17-01-2014 04:00 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 17-01-2014 04:15 PM (11 years ago)
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ijiot yuyu juju huhu
Posted: at 17-01-2014 04:15 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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