An elderly man in Accra calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in London and tell her!". Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare. African Parents!!! Too sharp for their own Good! Lol
Posted: at 18-12-2013 08:57 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
jossy4reall at 18-12-2013 09:15 PM (11 years ago) (m)
not bad...u try dis time
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 18-12-2013 09:15 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
@ Jossy ~wich yeye politics u dey talk? tell us d interest wey u get 4 ds post wey make u dey attack me say i say na refined old post. Jossy, u dey find my trouble oo @rashy~ is dat ur final answer?
Posted: at 19-12-2013 06:03 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
jossy4reall at 19-12-2013 06:09 PM (11 years ago) (m)
Quote from: alabi22 on 19-12-2013 06:03 PM
@ Jossy ~wich yeye politics u dey talk? tell us d interest wey u get 4 ds post wey make u dey attack me say i say na refined old post. Jossy, u dey find my trouble oo @rashy~ is dat ur final answer?
I kno say u be PDP member and una don dey loose una customers to APC na im make u wan bring politics person joke,,bcuz u kno say he APC member...una don fail,,,woooooooooooooo
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 19-12-2013 06:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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