Akpos And The Lastma Officials

Date: 23-12-2013 6:37 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Victor A. Ofoma
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- at 23-12-2013 06:37 PM (11 years ago)
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Akpos was arrested in Lagos by a group of LASTMA Officials for driving on the BRT Lane.

His car was fined 5,000 Naira.

Upon all the begging and pleadings, the LASTMA Officials refused to release the car.

Akpos asked; Okay. May i know where you are towing my car to?.

One of the LASTMA Officials replied; We are taking it to Alausa.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!….Akpos laughed out loud.

All the LASTMA Officials were surprised and paid attention to him, wanting to know why he was laughing.

Immediately, Akpos brought out his phone and started speaking; Good morning. No sir! Not less than 30 Minutes before it will explode!. The car has been arrested. Only 20 out of those new bombs are inside the car. They are taking the car to the targeted destination Alausa! I’m coming back to Maiduguri alive now. Thank you sir. Greet other faithfuls for me. Akpos said, rounded off his imaginary call and looked around, no LASTMA Officials were in sight. He entered his car and sped off.

Posted: at 23-12-2013 06:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rakelly at 24-12-2013 10:44 AM (11 years ago)
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p Lips Sealed
Posted: at 24-12-2013 10:44 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 26-12-2013 04:48 PM (11 years ago)
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Pb1000
Posted: at 26-12-2013 04:48 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 27-12-2013 12:13 AM (11 years ago)
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+1 added to the one they've posted b4
Posted: at 27-12-2013 12:13 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 27-12-2013 06:42 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-12-2013 06:42 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- omomarty at 28-12-2013 07:19 PM (11 years ago)
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pb100000000000000 but dis one na remix
Posted: at 28-12-2013 07:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wendu22 at 1-01-2014 05:40 PM (11 years ago)
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Akpos akpos very funny that's a great joke but u need to get more
Posted: at 1-01-2014 05:40 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- zeigbo at 2-01-2014 06:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Huh Huh?
Posted: at 2-01-2014 06:41 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mary11 at 2-01-2014 09:06 PM (11 years ago)
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P
Posted: at 2-01-2014 09:06 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 2-01-2014 09:06 PM (11 years ago)
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B
Posted: at 2-01-2014 09:06 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 2-01-2014 09:06 PM (11 years ago)
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4
Posted: at 2-01-2014 09:06 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- cadanre at 3-01-2014 09:31 AM (11 years ago)
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So Akpors don turn BH.
Posted: at 3-01-2014 09:31 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-01-2014 10:53 AM (11 years ago)
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Ask ram
Posted: at 3-01-2014 10:53 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 3-01-2014 12:37 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 3-01-2014 12:37 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 3-01-2014 04:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 3-01-2014 04:01 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 3-01-2014 08:27 PM (11 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 3-01-2014 08:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-01-2014 08:54 PM (11 years ago)
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Angry
Posted: at 3-01-2014 08:54 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omomarty at 4-01-2014 10:41 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-01-2014 10:41 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 4-01-2014 11:42 PM (11 years ago)
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Hope say no be me u dey open dat green teeth for Sad
Posted: at 4-01-2014 11:42 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 4-01-2014 11:44 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? say wat
Posted: at 4-01-2014 11:44 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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