Joke:in a Doctor's office

In a doctor's office, minutes towards midday, a man arrived complaining of serious backache.

The doctor examined him and asked; What the hell did you do to your back?

The man replied; You know that I am a bouncer at a local nightclub?
Yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and heard a
noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone is sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out through the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That is how I strained my back.

The doctor treated him and he left.

In the afternoon, another man arrived looking as if he has
been in a car wreck.

The doctor said; My last patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?

The man replied; You know I have been unemployed for a while now doctor, this morning was suppose to be my 1st day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed
at the same time, and you
won't believe it, a fridge fell on me.

The doctor treated him and he left.

In the evening, just before the doctor closes, a 3rd man Akpos came, he looked even worse than the other two men.

The doctor was shocked and asked; What the hell happened to you?

Akpos replied; I was hiding in a fridge.

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Posted: at 17-01-2014 07:00 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

nice. lol. what a pity ~ d guy running late 2 work. alladin must b d dirty guy in d fridge (whispers~ mary, i hope u no say ds ur post na post b4? cuz i no say ur head dey swell) lol

Posted: at 17-01-2014 08:22 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Can't believe i read this old skull anyway poster u try

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Posted: at 18-01-2014 09:00 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

tired of dis forum , many yeye people just dey come hia dey post shit nd use una brain dey clean yansh. i go soon dey start to dey post rubish now....... wetin funny for dis brainless joke nw ?

Posted: at 19-01-2014 02:22 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol~ see ur yeye mouth. besides who u dey threaten say u go dey post rubbish now...wetin u dey post b4, no b rubbish?

Posted: at 19-01-2014 03:52 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Huh

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Posted: at 19-01-2014 07:57 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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Posted: at 20-01-2014 12:57 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ok oo

Posted: at 20-01-2014 06:15 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

  apoki

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Posted: at 20-01-2014 10:12 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

but ur own don reach hero na

Posted: at 21-01-2014 09:57 AM (11 years ago) | Hero