The Amazing Monkey

police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the bush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.

"Yes."

"What else?"

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"

"Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, and smoking marijuana before they wrecked."

"Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"

"Driving" motioned the monkey.

Posted: at 17-08-2009 06:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

U TOO MUCH

Posted: at 17-08-2009 06:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Infact I salute you

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Posted: at 17-08-2009 06:14 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

No be lie we are always on top as in big boysss you know

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Posted: at 17-08-2009 06:17 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Keeping the spirit of laghter so high like fire that's why am call Teeco

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Posted: at 17-08-2009 06:29 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

yes

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Posted: at 17-08-2009 06:55 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

lolz

Posted: at 17-08-2009 07:42 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

hahahahahah....
this is amazing... welldone dinho...

Posted: at 18-08-2009 11:57 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

kudos 2 u dinho.

Posted: at 18-08-2009 12:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahahahahahah, very funny

Posted: at 18-08-2009 12:40 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming