zoo

This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs

Posted: at 17-08-2009 10:35 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

get lost

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Posted: at 17-08-2009 10:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

postee

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Posted: at 17-08-2009 11:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Posted last week

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Posted: at 18-08-2009 09:34 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

funny though.... but am wondering, is this a poll or a joke?

Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:05 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

okay, i won't then....

Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

teeco force? 
soja man, i don't do militancy (sorry military).... moreover, this is democratic dispensation...

Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

with all these sergent, captain, major, general and so on all over me... men, its difficult doing that...
don't want a gun pointing to my neck....

Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:33 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

coward man

Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahaha
too young to die you know.

Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero