some gurls tink dey r smart.

Date: 28-03-2014 2:13 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Oren Lilyel
- at 28-03-2014 02:13 PM (11 years ago)
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A young man and his date were parked on a
back road some distance from town. They were
about to have sex when the girl stopped.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but
I'm actually a hooker and I charge #5000 for
sex." The man reluctantly paid her, and they
did their thing.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's
seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we
going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but
I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to
town is #5000..."

Posted: at 28-03-2014 02:13 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- Aalladinn at 28-03-2014 02:14 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 28-03-2014 02:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 28-03-2014 02:17 PM (11 years ago)
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ok u come give am
Posted: at 28-03-2014 02:17 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Oren at 28-03-2014 02:20 PM (11 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 28-03-2014 02:20 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- rakelly at 28-03-2014 02:27 PM (11 years ago)
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u don spoil finish
Posted: at 28-03-2014 02:27 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 28-03-2014 03:19 PM (11 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 28-03-2014 03:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Oren at 28-03-2014 03:41 PM (11 years ago)
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Hmmnnn@rakely
Posted: at 28-03-2014 03:41 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Aalladinn at 28-03-2014 04:07 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 28-03-2014 04:07 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 28-03-2014 04:59 PM (11 years ago)
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She dn pay d 5k?
Posted: at 28-03-2014 04:59 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 28-03-2014 05:14 PM (11 years ago)
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what nonsense
Posted: at 28-03-2014 05:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 29-03-2014 09:05 AM (11 years ago)
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that nonsence Grin
Posted: at 29-03-2014 09:05 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 30-03-2014 07:05 AM (11 years ago)
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real nonsense?
Posted: at 30-03-2014 07:05 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 30-03-2014 08:20 AM (11 years ago)
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some nonsense
Posted: at 30-03-2014 08:20 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 30-03-2014 12:24 PM (11 years ago)
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thunder
Posted: at 30-03-2014 12:24 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 31-03-2014 04:14 AM (11 years ago)
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fire u
Posted: at 31-03-2014 04:14 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 31-03-2014 10:25 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-03-2014 10:25 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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