dedicated to yetty baby (Page 5)

alabi that boi is dangerous.

person wey na one small girl beat just last week....if dat is what u call dangerous, - then I can eat danger for breakfast

lols @yetty, how u won make everyone miss her?

na who u dey call olodo? u even still dey argue....if u get mind, comet ur boxer make we no d truth. yeye boy

says who???

me na

Akpos was called for an interview by Chevron
based on his performance while working for
shell.
INTERVIEWER: What is your current pay at Shell
and what are you looking at with Chevron?
AKPOS: N9m per annum plus medical and other
benefits. Considering the position here in
Chevron, I’d be looking at N20-22m per annum, a
status car, overseas vacation and medicals.
INTERVIEWER: Today is your lucky day! The
position comes with N35m per annum salary,
2014 Range Rover Sport as official car,
Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas
medical treatment. A fully furnished house here
in lekki, health insurance for your wife and
children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town
of your choice and in your village, annual
overseas vacation for you and your family fully-
paid first class, N2m wardrobe allowance per
annum, cook, steward and 2 drivers, country club
membership, and you’re entitled to keep all that
the company gives you if you put in just 3 years
of service…
AKPOS: (in bewildered excitement) HAAA!!!! Sir,
you must be joking!!!
INTERVIEWER: Of course I’m joking! Were you
not the one that started it?