Consultation fees

Date: 25-10-2009 8:17 pm (14 years ago) | Author: fred ehigie
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 A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves. Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.

Posted: at 25-10-2009 08:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- neossha at 25-10-2009 08:52 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahaha
tit 4 tat........lolz
Posted: at 25-10-2009 08:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 25-10-2009 09:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Good one Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 25-10-2009 09:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 25-10-2009 09:52 PM (14 years ago)
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thanks
Posted: at 25-10-2009 09:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 25-10-2009 09:59 PM (14 years ago)
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Ur welcome
Posted: at 25-10-2009 09:59 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 26-10-2009 06:17 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Wink
Oga federico i dey gbadun u jor,
Brief and witty
Posted: at 26-10-2009 06:17 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 26-10-2009 07:13 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one...fed fed...
Posted: at 26-10-2009 07:13 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 26-10-2009 07:38 AM (14 years ago)
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this is good fede, thumbs up
Posted: at 26-10-2009 07:38 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 26-10-2009 03:14 PM (14 years ago)
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Yes a gud one
Posted: at 26-10-2009 03:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kemoprosper at 26-10-2009 04:48 PM (14 years ago)
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9ICE 1.
Posted: at 26-10-2009 04:48 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Abrazonic at 26-10-2009 05:10 PM (14 years ago)
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naa true ooooooo, i dey gbadun u
Posted: at 26-10-2009 05:10 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 27-10-2009 01:34 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
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