Judas and Jesus

Date: 08-12-2009 8:27 am (15 years ago) | Author: cyril ogbonna
- at 8-12-2009 08:27 AM (15 years ago)
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thr was a day., jesus and his 12 dissappoles were vry hungry.. so they decided to snd judas isscariot to go to a near by village and buy roasted chicken.. it was raining and it was vry cold.... judas on his way home felt both hungry and tired...so he decided to eat the 1leg of the roasted chickens he bought.... wn he reached home.., he brought out d roasted chickens hvin only 1 leg. jesus been confussed asked him y d chickens had 1 leg.. judas replied lord... d chickens were created with 1 leg.. jesus been doutful said.. "no my son dat is impossible.. i kw vry wel dat chickens were created wit 2 legs... while sayin dis.., jesus luked out of d window and saw a chicken standin on 1 leg becoz it was vry cold and rainin vry hard... jesus wanted to prove dat judas was lyin to him so a took a stone and threw at chicken which immdiately  started runin wit two leg... jesus turned 2 judas and wanted to tell him u see d chickens were created wit two legs.. but b4 jesus cud say a word.., judas shouted in a loud voice.. oh.... d lord has performed another miracle... jesus lukd confussd and surprized.. Shocked

Posted: at 8-12-2009 08:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sheenor at 8-12-2009 08:41 AM (15 years ago)
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hm
Posted: at 8-12-2009 08:41 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Doshe at 8-12-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago)
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abeg i no follow ohhhhhhhhh
Posted: at 8-12-2009 02:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 8-12-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago)
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na waooo... make una come see wetin "i wan post joke" dey cause ooo...
Posted: at 8-12-2009 02:55 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 8-12-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago)
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why Jesus na?
Posted: at 8-12-2009 02:59 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MAXIMUS00142 at 8-12-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago)
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God abeg oh!
Posted: at 8-12-2009 03:05 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- dinho4lyf at 8-12-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago)
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DIS IS ABSOLUTELY STUPID... PLS SHOW SOME RESPECT 2 D BIG MAN UPSTAIRS
Posted: at 8-12-2009 03:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 8-12-2009 03:14 PM (15 years ago)
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da shall not use dname of ur lord in vain
Posted: at 8-12-2009 03:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-12-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on  8-12-2009 03:10 PM
DIS IS ABSOLUTELY STUPID... PLS SHOW SOME RESPECT 2 D BIG MAN UPSTAIRS

 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2009 03:18 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 8-12-2009 04:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on  8-12-2009 03:18 PM
Quote from: dinho4lyf on  8-12-2009 03:10 PM
DIS IS ABSOLUTELY STUPID... PLS SHOW SOME RESPECT 2 D BIG MAN UPSTAIRS


 Grin Grin Grin Grin
GUY E NO FUNNY OO!!! DAT GUY WANT MAKE GOD GIVE AM FROG JUMP
Posted: at 8-12-2009 04:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-12-2009 04:17 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on  8-12-2009 04:14 PM
Quote from: teeco on  8-12-2009 03:18 PM
Quote from: dinho4lyf on  8-12-2009 03:10 PM
DIS IS ABSOLUTELY STUPID... PLS SHOW SOME RESPECT 2 D BIG MAN UPSTAIRS


 Grin Grin Grin Grin
GUY E NO FUNNY OO!!! DAT GUY WANT MAKE GOD GIVE AM FROG JUMP

Am telling you Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2009 04:17 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 8-12-2009 04:21 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2009 04:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-12-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago)
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you better warn this guy Ooo
Posted: at 8-12-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 8-12-2009 04:34 PM (15 years ago)
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NA KONK WE GO USE WARN AM...
Posted: at 8-12-2009 04:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-12-2009 04:37 PM (15 years ago)
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make i borrow you Gun?

but if you kill am No call my name
Posted: at 8-12-2009 04:37 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 8-12-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago)
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I NO GO TRYAM
Posted: at 8-12-2009 04:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 8-12-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol so you no fit work for baba GOD
Posted: at 8-12-2009 04:56 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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