Three dead Women

Date: 22-12-2009 12:46 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 22-12-2009 12:46 PM (15 years ago)
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There were these 3 woman and they get to the gates of Heaven. St.Peter and his assistant are waiting. He says to the 3, I need to know if you were a good girl on earth and that will determine what kind of key you get to go into Heaven. So the first woman says,I was very good on earth and I was a virgin before I was married and remained a virgin for the rest of my life. Very good , give her the golden key St. Peter says to his assistant. He gives woman 1 the key and she goes in. The second woman then says, I was a virgin until I got married, and I lost my virginity with my husband. Okay, St Peter says to his assistant,give her the silver key. She gets the silver key and goes in. Then the 3rd woman says, I slept with every man I could before and after I got married. St Peter than looks at his assistant and says Give her the key to my room.

Posted: at 22-12-2009 12:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
- KleverC at 22-12-2009 10:32 PM (15 years ago)
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blasphemy
Posted: at 22-12-2009 10:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 22-12-2009 11:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Sleeping..
Posted: at 22-12-2009 11:03 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 22-12-2009 11:06 PM (15 years ago)
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gud 4 u
Posted: at 22-12-2009 11:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 23-12-2009 04:13 AM (15 years ago)
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Posted b4
Posted: at 23-12-2009 04:13 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- damover at 23-12-2009 05:23 AM (15 years ago)
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NICE 1
Posted: at 23-12-2009 05:23 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 24-12-2009 12:20 AM (15 years ago)
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.
Posted: at 24-12-2009 12:20 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 24-12-2009 07:30 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: KleverC on 22-12-2009 10:32 PM
blasphemy

hahahhhahahahahah
Posted: at 24-12-2009 07:30 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brizio at 24-12-2009 07:33 AM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 24-12-2009 07:33 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- spindle at 24-12-2009 02:33 PM (15 years ago)
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 Embarrassednot funny at ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?
Posted: at 24-12-2009 02:33 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- deguzman at 24-12-2009 04:14 PM (15 years ago)
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st peter go cuse u
Posted: at 24-12-2009 04:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 24-12-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 24-12-2009 04:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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