So Scary! Half Human/Half Dogs now breed in Vancouver

Published 4 years ago by: Kenny Opeyemi
at 21-09-2015 05:44PM (4 years ago)

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Human Hybrids Are Real. These Pets are actually being sold now to the super-rich.

In an undercover laboratory in Vancouver, scientists have been slaving away for the find of the century. It’s not a cure for cancer, or even a way to conquer death. This research is a lot more sinister.

Scientists have found a way to cross humans with dogs, to cater for a market of very rich people who like collecting unique pets. Dr. Paul Bradshaw, 54, from the Hartman Collinge Institute explains “There is only so much you can buy a person who has it all. This is better than buying your loved one a iphone 6!”

Animal rights groups are up in arms, as Pauline Crosby, 34, activist with the Animal Defense League explains “If one my children saw these creatures, they’d scared half to death. Imagine one of them sucking on your toes, in a dark alley”.

Dr Bradshaw explains some of the advantages having Human/Dog hybrids, “they’re obviously very intelligent and their vocal cords are functional. This means, not only can they keep you company like a dog can, they can read you bed time stories and answer the iPhone for you”

One of these hybrids would set you back around 50 million dollars. Not only are they being sold in North America, but there are orders for them in Manchester, Cardiff and London and probably coming to a city near you.

We know when the new iPhones are due to be announced (Wednesday September 9th), we know when the pre-orders are likely to commence (Friday September 11th), and when the handsets are going to go on sale (Friday September 18th). All that remains from the important consumer details is the price.