watching TV. A commercial comes on
for a guaranteed weight loss of 10
pounds in a week. So the guy, thinking
what the hell, signs up for it. Next
morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a
pair of running shoes and a sign about
her neck that reads, "If you can catch
me, you can have me." As soon as he
sees her, she takes off running. He
tries to catch her, but is unable. This continues for a week, at the end of
which, the man has lost 10 pounds.
After this he tries the next weight loss
plan, 15 pounds in a week. The next
morning an even more beautiful
woman is standing at the door, in similar conditions. The same happens
with her as the first woman, except he
almost catches her. This continues for
a week, at the end of which he, as
suspected, weighs 15 pounds less.
Excited about this success, he decides to do the master program. Before he
signs up, he is required to sign a
waiver and is warned about the
intensity of this plan. Still he signs up.
The next morning, waiting at the door,
is a hulking 300 pound muscle man with nothing but a pair of running
shoes, a raging erection, and a sign
around his neck that says, "If I catch
you, you're mine!" The man was
supposed to lose 25 pounds in the
week; he lost 34.
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