know the national anthem, where you are jailed for stealing
maggi and given a chieftaincy title for stealing millions and
billions, where you are robbed of ur phone and the robbers
come back for ur pin code and charger, where you
check the expiry date of gala after eating it, where you can
drive a car for years without a driver’s licence, where
groundnuts is sold in bottles and water in satchets, where
you go to church with extension cord and BB
charger because there is no light at home, where ladies
don’t accept flowers for val or birthday, where lizard go
look ur eyeball, nod head saying ‘bros notin dey
happen’, where a blind begger will reject a fake naira
note, where you say an opening prayer at nite clubs, where
parents claim they were always first position in
school, where gala and lacasera are the best options when
stuck in traffic, where our mother use peak milk tins to
prepare moi-moi, where we fight for everyting, to gain
admission into school, to get a job, and worse, to enter a
bus, where your type of generator shows how rich u are,
where we are always suffering and smiling, so help me God!
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