Never Argue With A Woman

Date: 08-02-2010 11:17 am (15 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- at 8-02-2010 11:17 AM (15 years ago)
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with segxwal assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

Posted: at 8-02-2010 11:17 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Kristiantus at 8-02-2010 11:18 AM (15 years ago)
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diz my joke sojaman...... Angry
Posted: at 8-02-2010 11:18 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- meetmeontop at 8-02-2010 11:47 AM (15 years ago)
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hahahahahhahahahahah ohhhh i love dat
Posted: at 8-02-2010 11:47 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Mistura at 8-02-2010 11:54 AM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 8-02-2010 11:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 8-02-2010 12:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-02-2010 11:18 AM
diz my joke sojaman...... Angry
do u have to cry
Posted: at 8-02-2010 12:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 8-02-2010 12:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  8-02-2010 12:16 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-02-2010 11:18 AM
diz my joke sojaman...... Angry
do u have to cry

you stole my joke.... :'(
Posted: at 8-02-2010 12:36 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 8-02-2010 02:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-02-2010 12:36 PM
Quote from: asaph on  8-02-2010 12:16 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-02-2010 11:18 AM
diz my joke sojaman...... Angry
do u have to cry

you stole my joke.... :'(
do u have to cry
Posted: at 8-02-2010 02:52 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 8-02-2010 03:20 PM (15 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 8-02-2010 03:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 8-02-2010 04:16 PM (15 years ago)
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some jokes, i like it, but Kris wat this shit about making the female gender clickable?
Posted: at 8-02-2010 04:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 080575 at 8-02-2010 04:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  8-02-2010 02:52 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-02-2010 12:36 PM
Quote from: asaph on  8-02-2010 12:16 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-02-2010 11:18 AM
diz my joke sojaman...... Angry
do u have to cry

you stole my joke.... :'(
do u have to cry

5star joke Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin welldone sojaman/kris
Posted: at 8-02-2010 04:23 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 080575 at 8-02-2010 04:25 PM (15 years ago)
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Kris by-d-way why shld u poke ur nose...enjoy sojaman joke jare lol
Posted: at 8-02-2010 04:25 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 8-02-2010 04:34 PM (15 years ago)
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thats joke of the day ,nice piece
Posted: at 8-02-2010 04:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 8-02-2010 07:28 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 8-02-2010 07:28 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- cyndi3 at 8-02-2010 07:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-02-2010 12:36 PM
Quote from: asaph on  8-02-2010 12:16 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-02-2010 11:18 AM
diz my joke sojaman...... Angry
do u have to cry

you stole my joke.... :'(
Shocked Lips Sealed
Posted: at 8-02-2010 07:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- tmd4real at 8-02-2010 07:35 PM (15 years ago)
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Heeeeeeyyyyy,It true never argue wit woman
Posted: at 8-02-2010 07:35 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- KleverC at 8-02-2010 07:40 PM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 8-02-2010 07:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 9-02-2010 04:51 AM (15 years ago)
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joke of my day
Posted: at 9-02-2010 04:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 9-02-2010 10:21 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: 080575 on  8-02-2010 04:23 PM
Quote from: asaph on  8-02-2010 02:52 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-02-2010 12:36 PM
Quote from: asaph on  8-02-2010 12:16 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-02-2010 11:18 AM
diz my joke sojaman...... Angry
do u have to cry

you stole my joke.... :'(
do u have to cry

5star joke Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin welldone sojaman/kris
you got it wrong GLO, thatz my joke... am suppose to come first... it should be "welldone kris/sojaman..."
Posted: at 9-02-2010 10:21 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 9-02-2010 11:07 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on  9-02-2010 10:21 AM
Quote from: 080575 on  8-02-2010 04:23 PM
Quote from: asaph on  8-02-2010 02:52 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-02-2010 12:36 PM
Quote from: asaph on  8-02-2010 12:16 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-02-2010 11:18 AM
diz my joke sojaman...... Angry
do u have to cry

you stole my joke.... :'(
do u have to cry

5star joke Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin welldone sojaman/kris
you got it wrong GLO, thatz my joke... am suppose to come first... it should be "welldone kris/sojaman..."
basically what do u mean
Posted: at 9-02-2010 11:07 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 9-02-2010 11:14 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on  9-02-2010 11:07 AM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  9-02-2010 10:21 AM
Quote from: 080575 on  8-02-2010 04:23 PM
Quote from: asaph on  8-02-2010 02:52 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-02-2010 12:36 PM
Quote from: asaph on  8-02-2010 12:16 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on  8-02-2010 11:18 AM
diz my joke sojaman...... Angry
do u have to cry

you stole my joke.... :'(
do u have to cry

5star joke Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin welldone sojaman/kris
you got it wrong GLO, thatz my joke... am suppose to come first... it should be "welldone kris/sojaman..."
basically what do u mean
exactly what you're thinking sojaman...
Posted: at 9-02-2010 11:14 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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