> wanted to marry her right away.
>
> She protested, "But we don't know
> anything about each other."
>
> He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn
> about each other as we go along."
>
> So she consented, and they were married
> and went on a honeymoon to a very nice resort.
>
> One morning, they were
> lying by the pool when he got up off his towel, climbed up
> to the 10 meter board
> and did a two and a half tuck gainer, entering the water
> perfectly, almost
> without a ripple. This was followed by a three rotations in
> jackknife position
> before he again straightened out and cut the water like a
> knife. After a few
> more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on his
> towel.
>
> She said,
> "That was incredible!"
>
> He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion.
> You see, I told you we'd learn more about ourselves as
> we went along."
>
> So
> she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She
> was moving so fast
> that the froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool
> would hardly be gone
> before she was already touching the other end of the pool!
>
> She did laps
> in freestyle, Bosom stroke, even butterfly! After about
> thirty laps, completed
> in mere minutes, she climbed back out and lay down on her
> towel, barely
> breathing hard.
>
> He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
> endurance swimmer?"
>
> "No," she said, "I was a hooker in Alabama
> and I
> worked both sides of the Tennessee River."
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