Things not to say to a cop

Date: 26-02-2010 11:35 pm (14 years ago) | Author: tobby oshosanwo
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- at 26-02-2010 11:35 PM (14 years ago)
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been going about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are you Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the officer says "Gee son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?"

Posted: at 26-02-2010 11:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- olay92 at 27-02-2010 01:53 AM (14 years ago)
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lmao  Grin
Posted: at 27-02-2010 01:53 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 27-02-2010 02:49 AM (14 years ago)
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funny.. u try bro
Posted: at 27-02-2010 02:49 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 28-02-2010 10:37 PM (14 years ago)
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thanx ooh..not pb4
Posted: at 28-02-2010 10:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- federico at 1-03-2010 08:16 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 28-02-2010 10:37 PM
thanx ooh..not pb4
hahahahaha
Posted: at 1-03-2010 08:16 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 08:21 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4 but still nice
Posted: at 1-03-2010 08:21 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bomber at 1-03-2010 08:31 AM (14 years ago)
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K'l
Posted: at 1-03-2010 08:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 06:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: prettyb4eva on  1-03-2010 08:21 AM
pb4 but still nice
make thunder fire ur mouth
Posted: at 1-03-2010 06:33 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 07:13 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on  1-03-2010 06:33 PM
Quote from: prettyb4eva on  1-03-2010 08:21 AM
pb4 but still nice
make thunder fire ur mouth

lol my talk dey real dey pepper u 4 bodi Grin Grin Grin sori oh hav corrected it
Posted: at 1-03-2010 07:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 07:17 PM (14 years ago)
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be a gud gal
Posted: at 1-03-2010 07:17 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 07:19 PM (14 years ago)
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am always a gud gal and u b a man
Posted: at 1-03-2010 07:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 07:21 PM (14 years ago)
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u know i'm a gud b4 2day
Posted: at 1-03-2010 07:21 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 07:23 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 1-03-2010 07:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 07:27 PM (14 years ago)
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what?
Posted: at 1-03-2010 07:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 07:29 PM (14 years ago)
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notin is just somtin that came to my mind when i read ur comment, neva mind sha
Posted: at 1-03-2010 07:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 07:32 PM (14 years ago)
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tell me wat came to ur mind......i'm listening
Posted: at 1-03-2010 07:32 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 07:34 PM (14 years ago)
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dont wori its my lil secret
Posted: at 1-03-2010 07:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 07:35 PM (14 years ago)
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and u still wanna keep it a secret?
Posted: at 1-03-2010 07:35 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- prettyb4eva at 1-03-2010 07:39 PM (14 years ago)
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yes not even a millionaira
Posted: at 1-03-2010 07:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 1-03-2010 07:44 PM (14 years ago)
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really? do u even know dat when u keep words iside it can cos swollen stomach
Posted: at 1-03-2010 07:44 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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