Parrot at Auction

Date: 09-03-2010 4:27 am (14 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 9-03-2010 04:27 AM (14 years ago)
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> One day David went to an auction. While he was there, he
> bid for a parrot. David really wanted this bird, so he got
> caught up and thoroughly involved in the bidding. He kept on
> bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and
> higher and higher. 
>
> Finally, after he had bid much more than he had intended,
> David won the bid; the parrot was his at last.
>
> As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the auctioneer,
> "I hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this
> much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!" 
>
> "Don't worry." said the auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do
> you think kept bidding against you?" 
>
> =================================================================

Posted: at 9-03-2010 04:27 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- xter at 9-03-2010 05:07 AM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-03-2010 05:07 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 9-03-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago)
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hahhahaha my joke of the day..
Posted: at 9-03-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sahga at 12-03-2010 12:38 AM (14 years ago)
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nice joke Mr.Sheenor
Posted: at 12-03-2010 12:38 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 12-03-2010 01:48 AM (14 years ago)
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nice joke
Posted: at 12-03-2010 01:48 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ishola1000 at 12-03-2010 10:52 PM (14 years ago)
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COOL ONE
Posted: at 12-03-2010 10:52 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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