> traded my VCR that blinked 12:00 for a DVR that records
> 100s of hours at the touch of a button. I have a phone with
>
> a camera and I know how to text. Yep, ol' hmmm practically
>
> a renaissance man.
>
> In fact, some of my best parenting is done via texting.
> This
> morning my 21 year-old sister texted me that she wouldn't
>
> be home until after 5. I replied with advice about good and
>
> bad, smart and stupid, shepherds and sheep.
>
> She told me she knows all that and I need to chill. I
> replied
> that I am an ice-man...and then I realized I had forwarded
>
> her a picture accidentally.
>
> So I sent her another text: "Oops, sorry. Please disregard
>
> the naked picture of your mother spread eagle with a whip
> sticking out of her ass. Love, Brother."
>
> Technologically,
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