True Stories...

Date: 08-04-2010 7:27 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 8-04-2010 07:27 PM (14 years ago)
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> 1) A widow from Croatia has submitted to the Guinness Book

> of Records a pickled cucumber. She claims it is the oldest

> in the world and was pickled by her mother-in-law on the

> birth of her late husband in 1930.

>

> Sadly the cucumber survived longer than her husband.

>

> There is an urban myth that the holder of the equivalent

> English record is a Yorkshire man called Mr Wally Gherkin.

>

> 2) A friend of Will’s named Thomas Irwin, once owned a

> dog and a cat and they were named Kate and Sidney Pie. When

> Tom visited the veterinary clinic the receptionist thought

> his name must be Mr Pie.

>

> 3) One of the British national daily newspapers has been

> asking for comments about: "what it means to be British".

> Here is a comment from a chap in Switzerland who lived in

> Britain for 12 years.

>

> "Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish

> pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an

> Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on

> Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV;

> and the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything

> foreign."

>

> 4) The West Sussex, England, Fire Brigade were invited to a

> local Primary School to talk to the children about fire

> safety in the home. One of the firemen let off a smoke

> alarm, which made its customary high-pitched noise. The 6

> year olds were asked what the noise represented. A little

> boy’s hand went up and he answered, "That’s mummy

> cooking dinner."

>

> 5) In Budapest, early in January 2006, firemen were needed

> to lift a 50 stone woman from her home so that she could

> attend hospital.

>

> They need to remove a window and break down the wall so

> that the bed could be strapped to a forklift truck. This

> took 13 firemen 5 hours.

>

> The unnamed woman is now in hospital on a weight loss

> programme.

>

> 6) In Eliat, Israel, at the turn of the year 2006, an

> English woman married a dolphin in a ceremony where she wore

> a white dress and a pink tiara.

>

> She had been visiting Cindy, the dolphin for some 15 years.

> The woman dived in with Cindy and she gave him a hug and

> told the dolphin that she loved him.

>

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Posted: at 8-04-2010 07:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- just2sexy at 8-04-2010 08:37 PM (14 years ago)
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interesting

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- swagsb at 20-04-2010 09:34 PM (14 years ago)
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long and correct
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- asaph at 21-04-2010 01:45 AM (14 years ago)
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- kurupt419 at 21-04-2010 02:23 AM (14 years ago)
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- sabiti at 21-04-2010 08:32 AM (14 years ago)
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- vantheo at 21-04-2010 08:36 AM (14 years ago)
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- vantheo at 21-04-2010 08:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Nice

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- teeco at 21-04-2010 10:59 AM (14 years ago)
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- olydouglas at 7-05-2010 03:48 PM (13 years ago)
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- moneyinbrakemi at 7-05-2010 04:31 PM (13 years ago)
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