High Birth Rate

Date: 16-04-2010 10:08 am (15 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 16-04-2010 10:08 AM (15 years ago)
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A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university. They wrote a grant proposal, got a huge chunk of money, hired a few additional sociologists, anthropologist and a family planning and birth control specialist, moved to town, rented offices, set up their computers, got squared away, and began designing their questionnaires and such. While the staff was busy getting ready for their big research effort, the project director decided to go to the local drugstore for a cup of coffee. He sat down at the counter, ordered his coffee, and while he was drinking it, he told the druggist what his purpose was in town, then asked him if he had any idea why the birth rate was so high. “Sure,” said the druggist. “Every morning the six o’clock train comes through here and blows for the crossing. It wakes everybody up, and, well, it’s too late to go back to sleep, and it’s too early to get up.”

Posted: at 16-04-2010 10:08 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
- add12 at 16-04-2010 07:16 PM (15 years ago)
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bla bla bla
Posted: at 16-04-2010 07:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 16-04-2010 09:08 PM (15 years ago)
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So they make out huh ... Thats LAME
Posted: at 16-04-2010 09:08 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 17-04-2010 01:38 PM (15 years ago)
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Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 17-04-2010 01:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sabiti at 17-04-2010 03:54 PM (15 years ago)
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e no do
Posted: at 17-04-2010 03:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 17-04-2010 04:08 PM (15 years ago)
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  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-04-2010 04:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 18-04-2010 12:04 AM (15 years ago)
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so they make out to while away time..
Posted: at 18-04-2010 12:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 18-04-2010 12:24 AM (15 years ago)
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u try nor mind dem
Posted: at 18-04-2010 12:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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