A Drunk enters a Baptist Church

Date: 21-04-2010 4:38 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Akinwale Akinniyi K.
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- at 21-04-2010 04:38 PM (15 years ago)
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A drunk enters a Baptist
church. He lined up behind a
queu of people. When it was
his turn, he found himself in
a baptismal pool!
The minister dunked his
head into the water & pulls it
out, asking, “Have you
found Jeeesus!”
“Nope” splutters the drunk.
The minister dunks him a
much longer time then pulls
him out & again asked,
“ Have you found Jeeesus!”
The drunk gasped, “Are you
sure this is where he fell in?

Posted: at 21-04-2010 04:38 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- stranz at 21-04-2010 05:00 PM (15 years ago)
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is he still searching?
Posted: at 21-04-2010 05:00 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sydneyiyke at 21-04-2010 05:03 PM (15 years ago)
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d manya is gradually easing off....
Posted: at 21-04-2010 05:03 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 21-04-2010 05:06 PM (15 years ago)
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hehehehehhe
Posted: at 21-04-2010 05:06 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mistura at 21-04-2010 05:12 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-04-2010 05:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Don-ziggy at 21-04-2010 05:42 PM (15 years ago)
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thats serious man
Posted: at 21-04-2010 05:42 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kani_mendez at 21-04-2010 05:55 PM (15 years ago)
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Dunk his head in one more time. Lol
Posted: at 21-04-2010 05:55 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- olawaleajayi at 21-04-2010 06:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Tell am say he no dey 4 there
Posted: at 21-04-2010 06:03 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- vantheo at 21-04-2010 06:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 21-04-2010 06:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 21-04-2010 06:09 PM (15 years ago)
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seen b4
Posted: at 21-04-2010 06:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mistura at 21-04-2010 06:12 PM (15 years ago)
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gud for u
Posted: at 21-04-2010 06:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 21-04-2010 06:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Mistura on 21-04-2010 06:12 PM
gud for u
means?
Posted: at 21-04-2010 06:15 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Mistura at 21-04-2010 06:19 PM (15 years ago)
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good for u
Posted: at 21-04-2010 06:19 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 21-04-2010 08:07 PM (15 years ago)
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hahahaha
Posted: at 21-04-2010 08:07 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 21-04-2010 08:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted several times Before
Posted: at 21-04-2010 08:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- igalaboy at 22-04-2010 12:15 AM (15 years ago)
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wat do Girls realy want?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?/ Shocked
Posted: at 22-04-2010 12:15 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- creamylily at 22-04-2010 03:50 AM (15 years ago)
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9ice 1
Posted: at 22-04-2010 03:50 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- frenzeecool_08 at 22-04-2010 07:57 PM (15 years ago)
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this forum seem 2 hav lost its vibes
Posted: at 22-04-2010 07:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- swagsb at 22-04-2010 10:09 PM (15 years ago)
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@ poster, lolz, correct drunk man.
Posted: at 22-04-2010 10:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 22-04-2010 10:47 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 22-04-2010 10:47 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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