A BLOKE

Date: 04-05-2010 10:48 am (15 years ago) | Author: missB
- at 4-05-2010 10:48 AM (15 years ago)
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A BLOKE BURSTIN FOR D LOO USES LADIES IN A POSH HOTEL.

HE SITS DOWN N NOTINCES 4 BUTTON - WW, WA, PP, ATR.

CURIOUS, HE PRESSES WW & IS GENTLY SPRAYED WITH WARM WATER,

THEN WA & A BLAST OF WARM AIR DRIES HIM

PP, A POWDER PUFF WHICH LEFT HIM SMELLING FRESH.

FEELING PAMPERED HE PRESSES ATR.......... HE WAKES UP IN D HOSPITAL & ASK

THE NURSE WHAT D F**K HAPPENED, SHE SAYS ATR MEANS AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER -

YOUR COCK IS UNDER UR PILLOW!!

Posted: at 4-05-2010 10:48 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Agatex at 4-05-2010 10:51 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmm,its not funny o this is a serious issue
Posted: at 4-05-2010 10:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 4-05-2010 10:54 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-05-2010 10:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stranz at 5-05-2010 02:44 PM (15 years ago)
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let em fix d dick back
Posted: at 5-05-2010 02:44 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kunmi_raman at 6-05-2010 07:20 PM (15 years ago)
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ouch Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 6-05-2010 07:20 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- federico at 6-05-2010 08:05 PM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 6-05-2010 08:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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