Husband & Wife

Date: 17-05-2010 5:13 pm (13 years ago) | Author: JOY JOY
- at 17-05-2010 05:13 PM (13 years ago)
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WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would
you get married again?

HUSBAND:
Definitely not!

WIFE:
Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:
Of course I do.

WIFE:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:
Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:
You would? (With a hurtful look on her
face).

HUSBAND:
(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:
Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:
Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with
hers?

HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing
to do.

WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:
No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:
- silence - -

HUSBAND:
F * *k....

Posted: at 17-05-2010 05:13 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- asaph at 17-05-2010 05:59 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 17-05-2010 05:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 17-05-2010 07:22 PM (13 years ago)
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HEHEHE
Posted: at 17-05-2010 07:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- blesyn003 at 17-05-2010 08:34 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 17-05-2010 08:34 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 17-05-2010 09:12 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 17-05-2010 09:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- lyondell at 18-05-2010 08:13 AM (13 years ago)
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is bin be 4 dat man...
Posted: at 18-05-2010 08:13 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- omatseye at 18-05-2010 08:20 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 18-05-2010 08:20 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uni4ever at 18-05-2010 08:47 AM (13 years ago)
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- onyiis at 18-05-2010 11:39 AM (13 years ago)
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