Smartest man

Date: 24-05-2010 1:12 am (14 years ago) | Author: Sheenor
- at 24-05-2010 01:12 AM (14 years ago)
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A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out. The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world. I deserve to live." He also grabbed a parachute and jumped. The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace." The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back pack."

Posted: at 24-05-2010 01:12 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
- blesyn003 at 24-05-2010 11:58 AM (14 years ago)
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Haha funny
Posted: at 24-05-2010 11:58 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 24-05-2010 01:10 PM (14 years ago)
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i like this. ok no 3
Posted: at 24-05-2010 01:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ademola78 at 24-05-2010 01:17 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin   cool stuff........
Posted: at 24-05-2010 01:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ify4life at 25-05-2010 03:10 PM (14 years ago)
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no 3
Posted: at 25-05-2010 03:10 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 25-05-2010 03:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Good
Posted: at 25-05-2010 03:21 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- belindajustins at 25-05-2010 03:23 PM (14 years ago)
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ok..cool
Posted: at 25-05-2010 03:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 25-05-2010 03:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Hahahaha...Which of them could be the smartest!

@ Belinda! How far
Posted: at 25-05-2010 03:27 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- faithaina at 26-05-2010 02:37 PM (14 years ago)
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good and cool
Posted: at 26-05-2010 02:37 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- moneyinbrakemi at 26-05-2010 05:18 PM (14 years ago)
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all of the above
Posted: at 26-05-2010 05:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- loverrose at 26-05-2010 05:32 PM (14 years ago)
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NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: at 26-05-2010 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- moneyinbrakemi at 26-05-2010 05:41 PM (14 years ago)
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thank you
Posted: at 26-05-2010 05:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 26-05-2010 06:37 PM (14 years ago)
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welcome
Posted: at 26-05-2010 06:37 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 26-05-2010 06:44 PM (14 years ago)
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HO...forgive my manners Welcome Ade_You run tay O!
Posted: at 26-05-2010 06:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ademola78 at 26-05-2010 07:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Today dey hectic jor......

But am here now...

How u dey?
Posted: at 26-05-2010 07:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 26-05-2010 10:45 PM (14 years ago)
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ROTFL
Posted: at 26-05-2010 10:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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