What is the difference ?

Date: 04-06-2010 1:07 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Henry Opara >aka< henex
- at 4-06-2010 01:07 PM (11 years ago)
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What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
Bachelor comes home, sees what’s in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes home, sees what’s in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to use it.

What’s the best part of having a homeless girlfriend?
You can drop her off where ever you want!

What’s the difference between sin and shame?
It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.

Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a fridge/freezer?
The microwave, the other two leak when they’re phyuked!

Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack

Why are women are like tires?
There’s always a spare.

Posted: at 4-06-2010 01:07 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- federico at 4-06-2010 01:12 PM (11 years ago)
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hope say ur girlfriend nor read this ur post or na starvation she go take kill [email protected] poster
Posted: at 4-06-2010 01:12 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sanya01 at 4-06-2010 01:28 PM (11 years ago)
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not funny, kinda STUPID...........
Posted: at 4-06-2010 01:28 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- henex at 4-06-2010 01:55 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: sanya01 on  4-06-2010 01:28 PM
not funny, kinda STUPID...........
It was meant to be a joke dick-head!!
Posted: at 4-06-2010 01:55 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- sanya01 at 4-06-2010 02:01 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: henex on  4-06-2010 01:55 PM
Quote from: sanya01 on  4-06-2010 01:28 PM
not funny, kinda STUPID...........
It was meant to be a joke dick-head!!
dats y i said "IT AIN'T FUNNY" stupid Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 4-06-2010 02:01 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 4-06-2010 02:01 PM (11 years ago)
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shoo...
Posted: at 4-06-2010 02:01 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- faithaina at 4-06-2010 02:28 PM (11 years ago)
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chei----
Posted: at 4-06-2010 02:28 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terdue at 4-06-2010 10:58 PM (11 years ago)
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please don't spoil me
Posted: at 4-06-2010 10:58 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 5-06-2010 01:03 AM (11 years ago)
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not funny
Posted: at 5-06-2010 01:03 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chogzie at 5-06-2010 03:54 AM (11 years ago)
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not funny also
Posted: at 5-06-2010 03:54 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 5-06-2010 04:10 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chogzie on  5-06-2010 03:54 AM
not funny also
a little whacky funny.
Posted: at 5-06-2010 04:10 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 5-06-2010 11:47 AM (11 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 5-06-2010 11:47 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 5-06-2010 01:50 PM (11 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 5-06-2010 01:50 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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