“The expiration date.”

Date: 10-06-2010 11:59 am (14 years ago) | Author: Henry Opara >aka< henex
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- at 10-06-2010 11:59 AM (14 years ago)
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A man sat down and was seriously staring at the marriage certificate, after a long time his wife asked, “What are you looking for? He replied, “The expiration date.”

Posted: at 10-06-2010 11:59 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- just2sexy at 11-06-2010 02:50 AM (14 years ago)
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seen b4
Posted: at 11-06-2010 02:50 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- blesyn003 at 11-06-2010 11:19 AM (14 years ago)
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Funny
Posted: at 11-06-2010 11:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 12-06-2010 12:42 AM (14 years ago)
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hilarious
Posted: at 12-06-2010 12:42 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 12-06-2010 01:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: henex on 10-06-2010 11:59 AM
A man sat down and was seriously staring at the marriage certificate, after a long time his wife asked, “What are you looking for? He replied, “The expiration date.”
His expiration date or her expiration date?
Posted: at 12-06-2010 01:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- add12 at 12-06-2010 03:40 AM (14 years ago)
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Hmmmmmmmmmm gud 1
Posted: at 12-06-2010 03:40 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- belindajustins at 12-06-2010 04:41 PM (14 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 12-06-2010 04:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 12-06-2010 04:44 PM (14 years ago)
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The guy don tire for the wife NAGGING
Posted: at 12-06-2010 04:44 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- talkandsave at 12-06-2010 06:35 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 12-06-2010 04:44 PM
The guy don tire for the wife NAGGING
HE SHOULD THEN EXPIRE.
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-06-2010 06:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 12-06-2010 07:18 PM (14 years ago)
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hehe__The man? EXPIRE? na him be say you mean DIE
eeh yahh
Posted: at 12-06-2010 07:18 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- talkandsave at 12-06-2010 07:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 12-06-2010 07:18 PM
hehe__The man? EXPIRE? na him be say you mean DIE
eeh yahh
HE WANTS TO KNOW EXPIRATION DATE?  TILL DATE DO THEM PART?
LET HIM EXPIRE.   WHEN HE EXPIRES, THAT IS THE MARRIAGE EXPIRATION DATE.
Posted: at 12-06-2010 07:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 14-06-2010 01:18 PM (14 years ago)
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Why is he lookin 4 d expirin date, marriage is better for worse jor
Posted: at 14-06-2010 01:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- moneyinbrakemi at 14-06-2010 03:36 PM (14 years ago)
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the guy don tire for nagging---the woman wan short he life span
Posted: at 14-06-2010 03:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- talkandsave at 14-06-2010 05:04 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: moneyinbrakemi on 14-06-2010 03:36 PM
the guy don tire for nagging---the woman wan short he life span
LET HIM EXPIRE THEN.
 Grin Grin Angry Angry
Posted: at 14-06-2010 05:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 16-06-2010 03:27 AM (14 years ago)
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Wat a man... Eyaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Posted: at 16-06-2010 03:27 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 16-06-2010 03:37 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 16-06-2010 03:27 AM
Wat a man... Eyaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 16-06-2010 03:37 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 16-06-2010 04:24 AM (14 years ago)
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Commot 4 here...
Posted: at 16-06-2010 04:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 16-06-2010 04:48 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 16-06-2010 04:24 AM
Commot 4 here...
COME FORCE ME OUT.
Posted: at 16-06-2010 04:48 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 16-06-2010 05:23 AM (14 years ago)
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Make u wait first...
Posted: at 16-06-2010 05:23 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- talkandsave at 16-06-2010 05:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 16-06-2010 05:23 AM
Make u wait first...
BRING YOUR SEAT
Posted: at 16-06-2010 05:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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