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![-]( "frenzeecool_08") frenzeecool_08 at 15-06-2010 11:30 AM (14 years ago)  (m) Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you bought the car.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry,cancel.
Wife - where's your Cheque book.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your ATM card, i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program has performed an illegal operation,it will close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log in again | Posted: at 15-06-2010 11:30 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "esonu") esonu at 15-06-2010 12:53 PM (14 years ago) (m) na true talk..dats how software engineers does
CHILDREN ARE BORN BUT MEN ARE MADE;THE GOLD THAT WILL BE REFINED MUST PASS THROUGH THE FURNACE.WORDS | Posted: at 15-06-2010 12:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zolazola") zolazola at 15-06-2010 04:20 PM (14 years ago) (m) HMMMMM OK I HEAR | Posted: at 15-06-2010 04:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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na wa oo.. okay sha, make dem no say we no laff. | Posted: at 15-06-2010 05:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "miramax") miramax at 15-06-2010 05:18 PM (14 years ago) (f) o.k | Posted: at 15-06-2010 05:18 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "Mistura") Mistura at 15-06-2010 05:20 PM (14 years ago) (f) funi poster
| Posted: at 15-06-2010 05:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Bomber") Bomber at 15-06-2010 05:32 PM (14 years ago) (m) nyc
The amount of love a girl has for a boy is for a boy is directly proportional to the amount he spends on her provided the supply remains constant. | Posted: at 15-06-2010 05:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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na wa oo.. okay sha, make dem no say we no laff.
No one is 4cing anybody 2 laff. It may not be funn 2 u but guys who understand IT will surely appreciate it | Posted: at 15-06-2010 06:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "orezo") orezo at 15-06-2010 07:28 PM (14 years ago) (m) True Story!!! | Posted: at 15-06-2010 07:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "xter") xter at 16-06-2010 12:01 AM (14 years ago) (m) Very funny
Here comes d Great King Xtervaganza  | Posted: at 16-06-2010 12:01 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "orezo") orezo at 16-06-2010 04:31 AM (14 years ago) (m) yah rily funny... | Posted: at 16-06-2010 04:31 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "janeshiks") janeshiks at 16-06-2010 09:26 AM (14 years ago) (f) wow. nyc script | Posted: at 16-06-2010 09:26 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie | |
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na wa oo.. okay sha, make dem no say we no laff.
No one is 4cing anybody 2 laff. It may not be funn 2 u but guys who understand IT will surely appreciate it ok... see, i don laff...  | Posted: at 16-06-2010 10:00 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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na wa oo.. okay sha, make dem no say we no laff.
No one is 4cing anybody 2 laff. It may not be funn 2 u but guys who understand IT will surely appreciate it ok... see, i don laff... Stop lying. From ur pic, I can see u ar actually crying LOL | Posted: at 16-06-2010 10:04 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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na wa oo.. okay sha, make dem no say we no laff.
No one is 4cing anybody 2 laff. It may not be funn 2 u but guys who understand IT will surely appreciate it ok... see, i don laff... Stop lying. From ur pic, I can see u ar actually crying LOL ol' boy, you remind me of sumone here... his name is size 1. you funny sha.  | Posted: at 16-06-2010 10:16 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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ok | Posted: at 16-06-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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lol, but how do you know are you an engineer | Posted: at 16-06-2010 10:57 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "esonu") esonu at 16-06-2010 11:35 AM (14 years ago) (m) lol
CHILDREN ARE BORN BUT MEN ARE MADE;THE GOLD THAT WILL BE REFINED MUST PASS THROUGH THE FURNACE.WORDS | Posted: at 16-06-2010 11:35 AM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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lol, but how do you know are you an engineer
how do u know u are chrislouis4 | Posted: at 16-06-2010 05:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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funny | Posted: at 17-06-2010 02:02 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie | |
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