NEW NAIJA WORDING!

Date: 14-07-2010 11:28 am (14 years ago) | Author: uduak Sophia Monday
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- at 14-07-2010 11:28 AM (14 years ago)
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You mess, pastor confess.

EAGLESEYEZ your hairstyle always dey remind me of sahara desert.

see your face like last two years

Studio Thx for joining, you suppose put pishure make dem no start think say na EFCC u dey fear

With your tear tear shirt like ashewo pillow case.

With your scatter scatter teeth like roasted corn when them take set rabbit trap.

With your scatter scatter teeth like Mafoluku Railway

You say you be pastor, you wan lead prayer you say "Everybody close your head and bow your eyes

Teacher say make u name country outside Africa, U say "Abroad". Teesha that no be country, try again, U say "Away"

I hear say na garri water and egusi soup dem dey put for your junior broda feeding bottro (bottle)

You wowo sotey, mosquito bite you catch malaria

you waw waw sotay admin no gree make u add pishure

 Make a sentence with pink, green & yellow: As I was at home, the phone ring "green", I "pinked" it up & said "yellow" can i help you.

dis your pishure wey resemble mamiwata so.

wit your fake picture like 419 passport

 Because of groundnut you follow rat enter hole.

 I mess, my own sound "kpro", you you mess your own start to sound "papakipa, papakipa buguru tuo tuo!

 you mess, 3 pawpaw burst

Posted: at 14-07-2010 11:28 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- sydneyiyke at 14-07-2010 11:41 AM (14 years ago)
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naughty girl!!! nice 1
Posted: at 14-07-2010 11:41 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skipo4u at 14-07-2010 11:44 AM (14 years ago)
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S O P H I E ...........
Posted: at 14-07-2010 11:44 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetnoxy at 14-07-2010 12:11 PM (14 years ago)
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very funny.............na wa for the mosquito own.....lol
Posted: at 14-07-2010 12:11 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skipo4u at 14-07-2010 12:15 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-07-2010 12:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 14-07-2010 12:18 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-07-2010 12:18 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- plainheart at 14-07-2010 12:22 PM (14 years ago)
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good one!  sofiibabi!
Posted: at 14-07-2010 12:22 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- esonu at 14-07-2010 05:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sophiebaby on 14-07-2010 11:28 AM
You mess, pastor confess.

EAGLESEYEZ your hairstyle always dey remind me of sahara desert.

see your face like last two years

Studio Thx for joining, you suppose put pishure make dem no start think say na EFCC u dey fear

With your tear tear shirt like ashewo pillow case.

With your scatter scatter teeth like roasted corn when them take set rabbit trap.

With your scatter scatter teeth like Mafoluku Railway

You say you be pastor, you wan lead prayer you say "Everybody close your head and bow your eyes

Teacher say make u name country outside Africa, U say "Abroad". Teesha that no be country, try again, U say "Away"

I hear say na garri water and egusi soup dem dey put for your junior broda feeding bottro (bottle)

You wowo sotey, mosquito bite you catch malaria

you waw waw sotay admin no gree make u add pishure

 Make a sentence with pink, green & yellow: As I was at home, the phone ring "green", I "pinked" it up & said "yellow" can i help you.

dis your pishure wey resemble mamiwata so.

wit your fake picture like 419 passport

 Because of groundnut you follow rat enter hole.

 I mess, my own sound "kpro", you you mess your own start to sound "papakipa, papakipa buguru tuo tuo!

 you mess, 3 pawpaw burst

naughty by nature,, u tried baby
Posted: at 14-07-2010 05:00 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- monasea at 14-07-2010 05:04 PM (14 years ago)
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you try my sis, but you too dey mess? babes are not suppose to mess oo
Posted: at 14-07-2010 05:04 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sophiebaby at 14-07-2010 05:29 PM (14 years ago)
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so u no dey mess? u no be human being o.. even goat and dog dey mess even fowl sef.
Posted: at 14-07-2010 05:29 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skipo4u at 14-07-2010 05:40 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 14-07-2010 05:40 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sweetnoxy at 14-07-2010 08:06 PM (14 years ago)
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sophie agian!!!!............fowl dey mess!??? i no fit laugh
Posted: at 14-07-2010 08:06 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- KleverC at 14-07-2010 08:23 PM (14 years ago)
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lol u too much
Posted: at 14-07-2010 08:23 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brizio at 15-07-2010 12:18 AM (14 years ago)
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sophie...na to pull cloth remain oh
Posted: at 15-07-2010 12:18 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skipo4u at 15-07-2010 05:22 AM (14 years ago)
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u wan make she pull cloth
Posted: at 15-07-2010 05:22 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 15-07-2010 09:46 AM (14 years ago)
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fowl dey mess na
Posted: at 15-07-2010 09:46 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skipo4u at 15-07-2010 10:03 AM (14 years ago)
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where u see that one
Posted: at 15-07-2010 10:03 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- plainheart at 15-07-2010 10:15 AM (14 years ago)
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ask am abeg.
Posted: at 15-07-2010 10:15 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sydneyiyke at 15-07-2010 10:31 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: brizio on 15-07-2010 12:18 AM
sophie...na to pull cloth remain oh

wat do u mean? are u implying dat sophie don deh craze small small?
Posted: at 15-07-2010 10:31 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skipo4u at 15-07-2010 10:58 AM (14 years ago)
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k
Posted: at 15-07-2010 10:58 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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