![-]( "wallas") wallas at 2-08-2010 02:12 PM (14 years ago)  (m) Men are like blenders...You need One,but you're not quite sure why.
i think u shouldnt add me as "BLENDERS" if u r not quite sure | Posted: at 2-08-2010 02:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Akpan01") Akpan01 at 2-08-2010 02:14 PM (14 years ago) (f) wonderin ppls time...
"THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION" | Posted: at 2-08-2010 02:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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he great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What ..does a woman \ Man want?'' | Posted: at 2-08-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Akpan01") Akpan01 at 2-08-2010 02:23 PM (14 years ago) (f) fryed hot chicken wings:-p
"THE WICKED MAN FLEES THOUGHT NO ONE PURSUES, BUT THE RIGHTEOUD ARE AS BOLD AS A LION" | Posted: at 2-08-2010 02:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em.
Live and let live! | Posted: at 2-08-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "slimnazy") slimnazy at 2-08-2010 02:53 PM (14 years ago) (m) As you'll be killed when you mess around. | Posted: at 2-08-2010 02:53 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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As you'll be killed when you mess around.
I never mess around! Never was,never will!
Live and let live! | Posted: at 2-08-2010 02:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "SAmyrocko") SAmyrocko at 2-08-2010 02:58 PM (14 years ago) (m) Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for." Mae West
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Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce
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Man is better off than woman; he marries later and dies sooner
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
-Oscar Wilde
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.— Zsa Zsa Gabor
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. Coleridge
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One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. Benjamin Franklin
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.The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henry Youngman
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. Phyllis Diller
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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
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The sincerest love is the love of food. Bernard Shaw.
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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. Josh Billings
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener! Unknown
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The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What ..does a woman want?'' -- Freud
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Lol, I like this one . 
Life is one big road with lots of signs, so when you are riding through th | Posted: at 2-08-2010 02:58 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "slimnazy") slimnazy at 2-08-2010 03:00 PM (14 years ago) (m) @bittersweet:Fine.But your suggestion is so cruel. | Posted: at 2-08-2010 03:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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@bittersweet:Fine.But your suggestion is so cruel.
It's a joke! Come on! Didn't u see the title of this topic?
Live and let live! | Posted: at 2-08-2010 03:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "SAmyrocko") SAmyrocko at 2-08-2010 03:10 PM (14 years ago) (m) My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em.
U will be charged to court for murder! 
Life is one big road with lots of signs, so when you are riding through th | Posted: at 2-08-2010 03:10 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "wallas") wallas at 2-08-2010 03:49 PM (14 years ago) (m) love is wicked so if she tells u she loves u she is a witch | Posted: at 2-08-2010 03:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
Live and let live! | Posted: at 2-08-2010 05:02 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "wallas") wallas at 2-08-2010 05:06 PM (14 years ago) (m) girls r like police, u can only work with them when u have the money | Posted: at 2-08-2010 05:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play.
Live and let live! | Posted: at 2-08-2010 05:19 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "wallas") wallas at 2-08-2010 05:31 PM (14 years ago) (m) buy your teenage love candy buy ur adult mate rose when she's old in ur eyes, buy her a coffin | Posted: at 2-08-2010 05:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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The first time you buy a house you think how pretty it is and sign the check. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men.
Live and let live! | Posted: at 2-08-2010 05:35 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "wallas") wallas at 2-08-2010 05:47 PM (14 years ago) (m) shit is nothing, but it worth more than a girl that wants it | Posted: at 2-08-2010 05:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "sweetrae") sweetrae at 2-08-2010 06:00 PM (14 years ago) (f) Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce ...i love dis one! | Posted: at 2-08-2010 06:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Beauti4") Beauti4 at 2-08-2010 06:14 PM (14 years ago) (f) the last 5 quote is crazily funny sha... | Posted: at 2-08-2010 06:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero | |
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